getting caught staring at a chick's chest

moron - 7-12-2005 at 10:51 AM

So embarassing. At least I didnt get slapped. That absent stare while drunk can get you in lots of trouble.

Thats Life - 7-12-2005 at 11:00 AM

i'm telling Mrs. Moron.

moron - 7-12-2005 at 11:01 AM

hahaha... man. That's the last thing I need. This headache is enough.

RomanticViolence - 7-12-2005 at 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by moron
So embarassing. At least I didnt get slapped. That absent stare while drunk can get you in lots of trouble.

Well what happend? Did the girl say anything to you?

moron - 7-12-2005 at 01:33 PM

She was walking by and I was checking her out. She saw me, smiled awkwardly and said "hey there". She kept on walking and didnt stop to talk so I think she was a little sketched out.

RomanticViolence - 7-12-2005 at 01:44 PM

hahaha...That is soooo awesome!!!!!

moron - 7-12-2005 at 01:47 PM

I so damn tired today. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! I just wanna go home.

RomanticViolence - 7-12-2005 at 01:57 PM

If you go home early you should cook me dinner.. and wash the dishes... and the laundry

cool as aids - 7-12-2005 at 03:48 PM

i like talking to girls about how often they catch dudes doing this, they like to downplay how often it happens, but from what i gather, it happens ALL the tiem.

KyleOz - 7-12-2005 at 04:21 PM

I might as well get 25 to life for this if it was a crime.

JawnDiablo - 7-12-2005 at 06:25 PM

i have some nice lookin girls at work, and have gotten caught in mid stare plenty of times. cant help it. sun glasses can help hide the stare however, but if youre wearing them indoors....

moron - 7-12-2005 at 07:01 PM

I usually take Jerry Seinfeld's advice on checking out cleavage. Get a sense of it and then look away, but alcohol seems to dissolve all common sense.

Also... Im still not quite sure how to respond to RomanticViolence's post about doing her dishes.

newbreedbrian - 7-12-2005 at 10:57 PM

i think she's flirting with you

BDx13 - 7-13-2005 at 08:41 AM

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Originally posted by moron
She was walking by and I was checking her out. She saw me, smiled awkwardly and said "hey there". She kept on walking and didnt stop to talk so I think she was a little sketched out.

holy crap, this is a great story. so what you mean here is she was walking by and you were checking her boobies out, right? awesome. you should have stood up and applauded. i usually go with the seinfeld technique as well, but sometimes...

bystanderfanzine.com - 7-13-2005 at 09:27 AM

wow

moron - 7-13-2005 at 09:28 AM

she was really cute and her rack wasnt huge or anything out of the ordinary, but yes... I was staring at her boobies. Im not sure that I have the balls to stand up and applaud. haha

Ungodly - 7-13-2005 at 10:40 AM

My boyfriend at the time came to my old work once, a fancy downtown office building, and he said that he noticed ALL of the men were totally covertly staring at females' butts when they weren't looking. Obviously this happens everywhere, but he said it was hugely rampant and constant there. I guess something about global finance makes womens' butts irresistable.

moron - 7-13-2005 at 10:48 AM

I must confess that Im an ass man. I like to check them out while Im on the train going to and from work.

man, I feel creepy now. I swear Im not!

The only other guy in my office got caught by some coworkers checking out ladies on the street. Now he's called a "booty watcher", and I had to defend him saying that ladies do the same thing but to a lesser degree. Plus... what's wrong with looking once in a while? Well, I was in a car with a few coworkers a few weeks ago. We were on our way to a wedding reception for our boss, and my coworker who gave the most shit to the other guy in my office was staring at the shirtless guys on the street. I was like "Whatcha looking at Debra???" Hahahaha From now on, she cant give out anymore shit about ANYONE being a "booty watcher".

Ungodly - 7-13-2005 at 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by moron
I must confess that Im an ass man. I like to check them out while Im on the train going to and from work.

man, I feel creepy now. I swear Im not!

The only other guy in my office got caught by some coworkers checking out ladies on the street. Now he's called a "booty watcher", and I had to defend him saying that ladies do the same thing but to a lesser degree. Plus... what's wrong with looking once in a while? Well, I was in a car with a few coworkers a few weeks ago. We were on our way to a wedding reception for our boss, and my coworker who gave the most shit to the other guy in my office was staring at the shirtless guys on the street. I was like "Whatcha looking at Debra???" Hahahaha From now on, she cant give out anymore shit about ANYONE being a "booty watcher".

Oh there is nothing wrong with checking out bums. Guys' bums make the world go 'round. It was only funny/creepy b/c it was mostly all these old married, prim and proper office dudes (VERY conservative company) and they were so sneaky and repressed about it.

Ha ha cute story.

KyleOz - 7-13-2005 at 10:56 AM

That's nothing, one of the guys at my job sees a lady looking really nice around the park willmake 4 or 5 drivebys checking her out. So obvious oalmost stalker status

"Just cause I'm married doesn't mean I'm dead"

Last year one coworker and I ALWAYS drove by the bikini car wash when it was happening. One of the women was wearing one of those short frilly skirts and bikini top...hot!

Thats Life - 7-13-2005 at 10:58 AM

Kyle is a sexual predator. watch out ladies.

KyleOz - 7-13-2005 at 11:00 AM

Just admiring her good genes!

moron - 7-13-2005 at 11:05 AM

Kyle told me that he likes super trashy women.

probably something like this

KyleOz - 7-13-2005 at 11:07 AM

hahahaha I think that was the little head talking when we walked by that lady in queens.

Thats Life - 7-13-2005 at 11:07 AM

it's whats in the jeans you were admiring.

KyleOz - 7-13-2005 at 11:11 AM

Hey moron been back to that diner yet?

ha!

moron - 7-13-2005 at 11:16 AM

I went there with Mrs. Moron on Saturday and that chick was our waitress. hahahaha She's still got one of the best asses around. I kept my eyes on my food the entire time though.

BDx13 - 7-13-2005 at 11:36 AM

Every year, my wife and I go to a big name Times Square club (which shall remain nameless) for this corporate holiday party, and every year, we see the same girl working there. She's got the whole 'dark hair in braided pig tails and glasses' look locked down, AND she's got a great rack. Fortunately, my wife appreciates a good rack, so looking is not only permitted, but encouraged. Last year I even took a picture of her rack as it, I mean she, brought around a tray of deserts. OK, now who's sounds like the disgusting perv?

moron - 7-13-2005 at 11:45 AM

Duane, you forgot to post the picture that goes along with that story.

KyleOz - 7-13-2005 at 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by moron
Duane, you forgot to post the picture that goes along with that story.

BDx13 - 7-13-2005 at 12:27 PM

i'll have to dig it up.

BDx13 - 7-14-2005 at 08:23 AM

hahahahaha!