Standing in line at the store and a guy a couple places ahead of me is wearing a shirt that said "Fuck the human race" on the back. The woman
standing behind him decides to start giving him shit about his shirt and his implied opinion of the people of this world. She goes on and on for a
few minutes about he should help his fellow man, not hate them. After a couple of minutes of this diatribe she asks if he's ever done anything in his
life that isn't selfish. He looks he straight in the eye and says
Quote:
"yeah, instead of raping and killing people on a daily basis I jerk off and play violent video games. I think it's pretty nice of me to do that."
She was in complete shock while I proceeded to laugh laugh my fucking ass off. morgan - 6-19-2012 at 02:06 AM
That's fucking great!Johnny_Whistle - 6-19-2012 at 09:15 AM
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeexcellent...barc0debaby - 6-19-2012 at 02:41 PM
That guy sounds like he needs a smack upside the head.JawnDiablo - 6-19-2012 at 03:37 PM
