hangovers!

JawnDiablo - 7-16-2005 at 03:58 PM

hANGOVERS!
Fuckin hate em
went out last night, and was up at 5:00 Am for work that morning and didnt eat since 9:30 and went out and drank till 1:00AM on an empty stomach ...usually ill eat something but not this time
fuckin headache won't fade.
Need to recoop so i can doit tonite as well

so tell me...what do some of yous do for hangovers?
Advil and coffee and lotsa water are usually my cure, but today...forget it.....bloody marys usually help too, but i cant bring myself to leave the indoors in my current state....

Discipline - 7-16-2005 at 04:04 PM

I thankfully don't get hangovers. I've only been hungover a handful of times.

SAAAAARS - 7-16-2005 at 05:21 PM

i never get hangovers..no matter what

hollymaconmovies - 7-16-2005 at 05:53 PM

V8

One Star Hangover (*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.

Two Star Hangover (**)
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.

Three Star Hangover (***)
Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet you haven't peed once.

Four Star Hangover (****)
Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars. Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take during the day! brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom.

Five Star Hangover (*****)
You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now....

JawnDiablo - 7-16-2005 at 06:50 PM

i guess i had the 3 star this time

hollymaconmovies - 7-16-2005 at 10:38 PM

Well then, stop complaining and drink a beer.

BDx13 - 7-17-2005 at 12:48 AM

Prevention:
lots of water while drinking
more water plus a pair of excedrin before bed

Treatment:
a big greasy meal

Three stars a common for me if I'm gettin' loose. Haven't had a five star in a while, but when I was younger I sure did. Wow, those are some blurry memories.

JawnDiablo - 7-17-2005 at 12:35 PM

the big greasy meal always seems to work...gfunny because i drank double last night as i did the friday and i feel almost ok...phila area humidity is terrible for a hangover too by the way...its almost time for the yuengling shits

GabeTexasGAMC - 7-17-2005 at 01:42 PM

Hamburgers.

Thats it.
hahahaha!

JawnDiablo - 7-17-2005 at 09:00 PM

i like burgers
i am drunk as hell right now...just checking im
was killing the sunday hangover with coronas and quervo in this litlle dive corner bar in southwest philly...they had some slammin roast beef sammiches and crab fries.....time for family guy

Ungodly - 7-18-2005 at 11:11 AM

I quit drinking, that works best, ha ha.

But before that I drank lots of water, went for a short run, and then ate an egg and cheese sandwich with hot sauce.

KyleOz - 7-18-2005 at 08:49 PM

Pretty much what duane said or fit in 5 glasses of water before you sleep.

Extra Cheese pizza tends to be a good absorber.

moforn - 8-23-2005 at 12:43 AM

I forget where I heard this but...I feel sorry people who don't drink, when they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

JawnDiablo - 8-24-2005 at 09:03 PM

good one!

ian nut - 9-25-2005 at 02:04 PM

dont get hangovers just sleep alot longer than normal

JawnDiablo - 9-27-2005 at 10:18 PM

menudo soup cures it from what one of the other posts says....

BDx13 - 9-27-2005 at 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juandiablo
menudo soup cures it from what one of the other posts says....

ug, that shit was rough.

RomanticViolence - 10-14-2005 at 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hollymaconmovies

One Star Hangover (*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.

Yep this is about how i feel.

Terror Aesthetic - 10-14-2005 at 05:26 PM

if drinking a lot of water while youre downing the poison doesnt help ive found that just giving in to the nausea when i wake up does. i eat something then run and throw it up and 95% of the time i feel a little better. as for the headache....youre on your own,

crazyfists28 - 10-14-2005 at 06:14 PM

i agree...as much as i hate to puke....it usually helps get me moving rather than laying there cursing the world for the fact that i cant move without seeing white and almost yuckin' it up...

Spoiler - 11-18-2005 at 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by moforn
I forget where I heard this but...I feel sorry people who don't drink, when they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

that was either Dean Martin or Frank Sinatra

Spoiler - 11-18-2005 at 08:45 PM

anyone ever try taking RU21 ?
www.ru21.com

Voodoobillyman - 11-18-2005 at 11:44 PM

They have this stuff that my wife buys, its like concentrated vitamin C, flavored anf you our it into water, thendrink it, it looks like alkaseltzer, butit works, and it dosent taTRSE SO BAD, OBVIOUSLY BASED ION THIS POET, iM GOINT TO NEED SOME. i THINK ITS CALLED e MERGENCY OR SOMETHING.