Thorp and Sailor's Grave Board

weird text messages

JawnDiablo - 7-25-2013 at 03:50 PM

I know it's one of you.
You cheeky bastards.

MattyA - 7-25-2013 at 05:06 PM

What do they say?

JawnDiablo - 7-25-2013 at 05:31 PM

Them: Are you sleeping with my husband?

Me: Let me roll over and find out, what's his name?

Them: Bill.

Me:Nah this guys name is Carlos danger.

Them: I found ur number in my husbands phone under "massage man dave" and i found photos of him sucking some other guys dick. Is it you?

Me:Send me the photo and ill see if its my dick or do u want a photo of my dick for yourself?

Them: Oh and I found your Amy Grant CD in his car too...

Me: eh we just the case to cut lines on.....

ShawnRefuse - 7-25-2013 at 05:40 PM


morgan - 7-25-2013 at 06:37 PM

I got one about needing to clean up the cat shit on the living room floor.

MattyA - 7-25-2013 at 06:38 PM

Quote: Originally posted by ShawnRefuse  

DAK - 7-25-2013 at 07:43 PM

Does Heather have your number?

JawnDiablo - 7-25-2013 at 08:40 PM

yeah but she's In Maryland and this one was traced back to Illinois.....but she's still a suspect

Johnny_Whistle - 7-26-2013 at 10:28 AM

I'm not getting any wierd messages. I feel left out.

JawnDiablo - 7-26-2013 at 02:41 PM

my coworkers were getting a kick out of it all

BDx13 - 7-30-2013 at 01:20 AM