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Chinese Hospitals Introduce Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor

Murk - 9-21-2014 at 11:34 AM

The effortless machine features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height of the user. All the gentleman has to do is plug in the frequency, amplitude and temperature and off they go. Itís also fitted with a small screen for those feeling uninspired.

Discipline - 9-22-2014 at 10:26 AM


JawnDiablo - 9-22-2014 at 01:09 PM

is it self cleaning?

BDx13 - 9-26-2014 at 12:31 AM

oh sweet, i have one of those!

...wait, what?

Johnny_Whistle - 9-26-2014 at 12:22 PM's a Fleshlight for lazy people?

Vanilla Gorilla - 9-29-2014 at 05:40 PM

^^^^or those who need to multitask

CR83 - 10-4-2014 at 03:12 PM

The only way to really "pull this off" is stand with your dick in it and put your hands behind your head while it TCOB's. Sell it.