I HATE ORDERING CHINESE FOOD!!!!

clevohardcore - 10-14-2004 at 01:42 PM

but damn that shit is ssooo good. Sechwan chicken with white rice and a fortune cookie ta boot.

clevohardcore - 10-14-2004 at 01:43 PM

I hate it when they never understand you and send yout he wrong shit. EVERY FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!

BDx13 - 10-14-2004 at 03:03 PM

i order from my spot so often, all i have to do is give my address, and they know i want the usual!

clevohardcore - 10-14-2004 at 03:12 PM

Thats how it is with me now. Shit they know my address as soon as I call. I jsut had to add a complaint in there. It was a problem but now it's not, but try and order somewhere else and you'll get the fucked up order. So the answer to thsi problem is ----------- Get to know your local chinese restaurant if you want a correct order. ----------------
How many times did it take before they got it right?
It took me about 9 orders unitl they gave me the right type of chicken. The funny thing is all I had to say was "WHITE CHICKEN" really loud and then i got it right. The trick was call the chicken by it's color not by how it was cooked. Live and learn,,,,,white sechwan chicken white rice fotune cookie and a coke. Life is nice right now.

Big Ugly - 10-14-2004 at 04:50 PM

I just hate how damn expensive the shit is. It costs a fortune, at least around me anyways.

clevohardcore - 10-14-2004 at 05:03 PM

4 dollars + 1 dollar for delivery (thats the lunch size). I give the guy an extra buck because if gas prices, but thats for another thread.
So 6 fucking dollars for lunch. Chinese is really expensive.

BDx13 - 10-14-2004 at 06:22 PM

shit, six bucks for lunch is a steal in nyc.

when i lived in manhattan, my local spot knew me as well, but the dude would still always ask me if i wanted white rice or fried rice. i mention this only because with his accent, this was fucking histerical. honestly, it always came out sounding like "wi-wi fawi-wi?" good times.

Dave - 10-14-2004 at 08:39 PM

place i order from has someone who is english at the counter, and the food is awesome. best egg rolls, and lemon chicken. shit now i'm getting hungry........bastards :mad:

DAN SMASH - 10-15-2004 at 08:32 AM

there's got to be some amusing chinese pronunciation jokes in this thread somewhere but im fucked if i can think of one right now.

clevohardcore - 10-15-2004 at 01:23 PM

This is what they say when I call my local place.

them; thank you cawing Chank An Wok would you rike chain wok special?
me; no
them; roder
me; sechwan WHITE chicken WHITE rice w/ coke and hot sauce.
them; whe wu wa you? <---- I still have no idea what they say there.
me; ok
them; ok. 20 minet
me; thank you

What is crazy is I start talking like them if I am on the phone with them. It's got to annoy them. I can't help it though. It's weird.

SAAAAARS - 10-21-2004 at 02:59 AM

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Originally posted by Big Duane
shit, six bucks for lunch is a steal in nyc.

when i lived in manhattan, my local spot knew me as well, but the dude would still always ask me if i wanted white rice or fried rice. i mention this only because with his accent, this was fucking histerical. honestly, it always came out sounding like "wi-wi fawi-wi?" good times.

hahahahaha
this seriously made me laugh, oh man

ENDERA.x - 10-21-2004 at 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by SAAAAARS

Quote:

hahahahaha
this seriously made me laugh, oh man

GabeTexasGAMC - 10-22-2004 at 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by clevohardcore
Thats how it is with me now. Shit they know my address as soon as I call. I jsut had to add a complaint in there. It was a problem but now it's not, but try and order somewhere else and you'll get the fucked up order. So the answer to thsi problem is ----------- Get to know your local chinese restaurant if you want a correct order. ----------------
How many times did it take before they got it right?
It took me about 9 orders unitl they gave me the right type of chicken. The funny thing is all I had to say was "WHITE CHICKEN" really loud and then i got it right. The trick was call the chicken by it's color not by how it was cooked. Live and learn,,,,,white sechwan chicken white rice fotune cookie and a coke. Life is nice right now.

Ok dude, take a deep breath.. it'll be ok.
Ill get ya some brocolli beef and it'll be ok.

DAN SMASH - 10-23-2004 at 07:29 PM

this woman has never had a steady relationship or even a fuck for years, she tried dating agencys, face lift , implants, everything. she is running out of options and real desperate so she goes to see this chinese therapist guy.
he makes her take off all her clothes and get down on all fours on the floor.
he asks her to turn and face him then turn away several times before saying,

"aaaahh! i know your ploblem!"

the woman says
" well what is it?"

therapist says
" oh, you have velly serious disease"

woman says
"what do you mean? how bad? how serious?"

therapist says
" you have actuary disease"

woman says
" actuary disease? what on earth is that?"

therapist says
"it is when your ass actuary look like your face"