Originally posted by ENDERA.x
"xmikex says about HELLFEST
Body: 3 different posts. it's a lot of words, but it's worth the read
Hellfest sucks and I'm glad it got cancelled. You're kidding yourself if you think of Hellfest as a legit hardcore show. It's a yearly meeting for
every trendy nerd around the country that thinks they own their local hardcore scene so they can decide upon what's trendy and cool for the upcoming
year. It's a total joke, and brings hardcore one step closer to Hot Topic, corporate sponsored commercial NU METAL. It promotes everything that's
wrong with "hardcore" : rock star attitudes, over-commercialization, the idea that in order to get big you need to have the right friends, contacts,
penis to latch onto. "OMG I had the BEST time at Hellfest, I rode up with the guys from XbandX, I saw so many trendy new bands that I can't wait to
pretend I knew about 2 years ago, I only watched about 40 minutes of actual music out of 3 days but I made sure to two-step in front of the camera
every chance I got, the rest of the time I spent giving out hugs and taking group photos with kids I barely know and don't even like but consider my
new best friends. OH AND I BOUGHT 47 NEW BELT BUCKLES!!! LOL!!!"
fuck outta here.
give me Cease To Exist at Monk Street, $8, 30 kids, all fun, no sponsors, no scene points, ANY DAY.
and......
Seriously, the only effects the world will ever see from Hellfest getting cancelled are as follows:
- A bunch of good for nothing couch lurking scenebags will realize they should probably get jobs....and still not get one.
- With no one around to kiss her ass, the girl from Most Precious Blood might actually take an honest look at herself and put a fucking paper bag over
that bowl of beef stew she calls a face.
- Some worthless asshole in a popular signed band might have to actually treat a girl with some respect to score a blowjob.
- No Warning will NEVER stop being the worst fucking band ever.
- For one brief moment a couple of you might actually realize that hardcore isn't about a bunch of spoiled assholes jerking eachother off at a
glorified flea market.
- A cubic ton of brass knuckle belt buckles will be sold for scrap, melted down, and used to make carpet bombs for the military.
HELLFEST SUCKS.
also.....
Take the....
$100 you were gonna spend on a ticket.
$80 you were gonna spend on merch (even though you're too "broke" to pay rent)
$50 you were gonna spend on gas and food
$6.99 you were gonna spend on lip gloss to suck off so and so from XpopularXbandX
$24.99 you were gonna spend on the dvd to watch yourself be scene
AND buy some new clothes, buy a bus pass AND GET A FUCKING JOB" |