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Favorite homer Simpson Quote(s)

CR83 - 9-4-2005 at 02:13 PM

I have two:

"Lisa, if the bible has tough us anything, and it hasn't. It's that girls sports should be left to spaghetti wrestling, foxy boxing and such such."

CR83 - 9-4-2005 at 02:15 PM

Number Two: (I jsut realized I didn't include the second one if my post above)

"Why are these spiders in my mouth?!"

KyleOz - 9-4-2005 at 02:21 PM

"No one asked me to volunteer"

moforn - 9-4-2005 at 03:51 PM

"Life's just one crushing disappointment after another, until eventually you just wish Flanders was dead."

SHAKO KEN - 9-4-2005 at 04:23 PM

"I don't know Marge, trying is the first step towards failure"

BDx13 - 9-4-2005 at 09:28 PM

"Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory."

hollymaconmovies - 9-4-2005 at 11:26 PM

"Nucular...It's pronounced nucular."

"Alcohol-the cause of, and solution to all life's problems."

Kid Ugly - 9-4-2005 at 11:53 PM

This board name and my myspace display name (one in the same) is a Simpsons reference, and I'm supposed to choo-choo-choose?

JawnDiablo - 9-5-2005 at 05:52 PM

DOH!
ARRGGGHHH DOnuts

clevohardcore - 9-5-2005 at 11:28 PM

"I call the big one bitey"

- From the episode where Marge finds a family of possums living in his closet at work. I rewind that dvd at least 3 times everytime I watch that episode.