Awww yeah bitches! After a great evening of heavy
drinking, making obscene phone calls and downloading porn i've decided that i needed to answer to a higher calling.
These people put up a website at www.ulc.org that provides instant ordainment. Isn't technoogy great! all you have to do is enter your name and address, then click submit. Voila,
you're a reverend.
All these years, I thought you had to study theology or practice christianity or at the very minimum, believe in god. I wish i had discovered this
site a long time ago. You can bet your sweet ass i would have been baptizing little babies, doling out hail marys and parking in handi-capped spots.
Ah, but im not going to dwell on missed opportunities.
I think tomarrow after im good and sobered up, im going to start my own following!.
Bless you,
The Reverend Heather Annethedog - 9-7-2005 at 02:15 AM
there is definitely something cool about a girl who does the following....
"heavy drinking, making obscene phone calls and downloading porn"gavin - 9-7-2005 at 04:02 AM
im a reverend from the site too
and i make obscene calls and download porn
i dont drink though so i have nothing to blame it on but being nutsXHonusWagnerX - 9-7-2005 at 07:11 AM
Is it free? Do they send you a membership card or something?
Ive got a clergy shirt, with the collar and everything.RomanticViolence - 9-7-2005 at 10:23 AM
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Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
Is it free? Do they send you a membership card or something?
Ive got a clergy shirt, with the collar and everything.
Yeah its free. When your finished filling in your name and address a screen will pop up with your credentials. All you do is print it out.XHonusWagnerX - 9-7-2005 at 10:26 AM
Sweet!tireironsaint - 9-7-2005 at 12:23 PM
Heather, you fuckin' rock. As you would say.....that is all.SAAAAARS - 9-7-2005 at 01:06 PM
hahaha this is greatXHonusWagnerX - 9-8-2005 at 06:07 AM
Im ordained!! Thanks for sharing the link!JawnDiablo - 9-8-2005 at 01:23 PM
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of this....
