clevohardcore - 2-3-2006 at 06:37 AM
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of
the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on
her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is
$200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
upyerbum - 2-3-2006 at 08:48 AM
There's a three story walk-up with a bunch of hippies living on the firat floor, a bunch of punks on the second floor, and a bunch of skinheads living
on the third floor. A fire breaks out (the hippies were working on their love bus and left something on the stove
) and the building burns to the ground. Who survives?
........The Skinheads, they were all at work.