The official Hardcore Monkey thread...

XHonusWagnerX - 2-21-2006 at 01:19 PM

Ok... Lets get to work with that monkey and make him say some funny hardcore stuff. Heres my what I came up with so far...

SLAPSHOT MONKEY 1

BLACK FLAG MONKEY 1

MISFITS MONKEY 1

CROMAGS MONKEY 1

Come up with some more people, this shit is TO funny!!

BDx13 - 2-21-2006 at 01:24 PM

that monkey needs my skull.

XHonusWagnerX - 2-21-2006 at 01:34 PM

DROPDEAD MONKEY 1

This ones very fitting!

XnMeX - 2-21-2006 at 02:15 PM

Anyone try the call feature? I did cuz I am corny like that.

http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=3900402

http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=3900636

BDx13 - 2-21-2006 at 02:20 PM

oh my god.

JawnDiablo - 2-21-2006 at 02:26 PM

damn and i thought i was bored at work.

XHonusWagnerX - 2-21-2006 at 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juandiablo
damn and i thought i was bored at work.

Im home sick today, those are awesome though NME. Keep them coming guys!

Discipline - 2-21-2006 at 03:02 PM

I'm a drunken monkey. Does that count?

Discipline - 2-21-2006 at 03:14 PM

If the link works:

Dayglo Abortions monkey

http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/Default.aspx?mid=39...

moforn - 2-21-2006 at 04:23 PM

dwarves chimp
freecocaine
born against chimp
nineyears
bad brains chimp
badbrains

I could do this all day

XHonusWagnerX - 2-21-2006 at 04:39 PM

The Descendents...

MILO THE MONKEY!

Discipline - 2-21-2006 at 06:13 PM

How do you change the link into just a couple of words like that?

defstarsteve - 2-21-2006 at 06:55 PM

how about some blood for blood monkey
I'm too busy to do it, but come on...someone hook it up

DaveMoral - 2-21-2006 at 07:47 PM

Ask and ye shall recieve:

BFB Monkey

thedog - 2-21-2006 at 08:08 PM

tried to do a rick ta life one, but it didnt work right.

DaveMoral - 2-21-2006 at 08:13 PM

Vegan Reich Monkey

Dead Kennedys monkey

serGGu - 2-22-2006 at 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thedog
tried to do a rick ta life one, but it didnt work right.

Now that would be something I'd like to hear! As if the guy doesn't sound enough funny already...

XHonusWagnerX - 2-22-2006 at 08:08 PM

CARNIVORE MONKEY 1

SEX PISTOLS MONKEY 1

The BFB one is awesome. I posted the DropDead monkey on a Providence Noise message board and BobDead (singer of DropDead) saw it and said it was hysterical!

clevohardcore - 2-22-2006 at 09:09 PM

cromag,,,,,, skinhead.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Boogie Capone - 2-22-2006 at 09:29 PM

Public Enemy...

http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=4011824

XHonusWagnerX - 2-22-2006 at 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Boogie Capone
Public Enemy...

http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=4011824

Nice One!!

side note: If you put in a comma after some of the lines it slows down the speach a little.

Dave - 2-23-2006 at 09:28 AM

NWA - Monkey

Bruisers - Monkey

MADBALL - Monkey

Dave - 2-23-2006 at 09:30 AM

man i'm having way too much fun with this.

Dave - 2-23-2006 at 09:49 AM

7-Seconds - Monkey

Exploited - Monkey

Motorhead!!! - monkey

DaveMoral - 2-23-2006 at 07:27 PM

Warzone monkey

All Out War monkey

Ensign monkey

Bad Brains monkey with PMA

XHonusWagnerX - 2-23-2006 at 07:41 PM

hahah these are SO awesome!

DaveMoral - 2-24-2006 at 01:22 AM

I didn't put enough forethought into this one that I would have gotten the chorus in with an appropriate change... but here's the first verse of If the chimps are united

clevohardcore - 2-24-2006 at 02:12 AM

HOW DO YOU GUYS DO THIS? Do you jsut type words somehwere and it reads it or do you load the song up or something?

clevohardcore - 2-24-2006 at 02:31 AM

skarhead
http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=4031361

clevohardcore - 2-24-2006 at 02:31 AM

nevermind that the NWA one. WHAT THE FUCK I CAN'T DO THIS.

clevohardcore - 2-24-2006 at 02:33 AM

SLAYER-

http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=4106529

clevohardcore - 2-24-2006 at 02:35 AM

SKARHEAD-

http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=4106595

clevohardcore - 2-24-2006 at 02:35 AM

skarhead = scarred love

http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=4106628

upyerbum - 2-28-2006 at 12:57 PM

Avengers Monkey
http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=4350256