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dumb fuckin Canucks!!!!!

Voodoobillyman - 3-1-2006 at 12:49 PM

present company excluded, why is it you guys have the largest amount of dumb mother fuckers per capita, I swear. Everytime I deal with someone from Canada it turns out to be a big hassle becasue they just dont get it. I use Money orders for my Ebaying needs right, so I buy this old Frankenstein Remco doll off this dude in canada. I tell him I'm paying using money order and he says no prob. I always send them blank (stupid I know) sos to avoid the hassle of possibly filling it out wrong and losing out on a money order. This dude writes me and says he has to send the MO back because it's not filled out. I write back and tell him just to fill it out himself, he can put whatever and get it cashed. This is not rocket science, but for some reason he did not understand the concept of this and would not have it. Needless to say I am going to fill the money order out and send it back to his dumb ass so he can feel as though he is going by the strict letter of the law or whatever the fuck.............Fuckin Canucks. And the healthcare system that is supposed to be the model for all others to follow...........please, I would rather get a back alley abortion.

upyerbum - 3-1-2006 at 09:05 PM

Its not that we're stupid, its just that we generally don't trust Americans, present company excluded.;)

XHonusWagnerX - 3-2-2006 at 06:53 AM

Thats a pain in the ass. God bless paypal!

Voodoobillyman - 3-2-2006 at 10:54 AM

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Originally posted by upyerbum
Its not that we're stupid, its just that we generally don't trust Americans, present company excluded.;)


touche my friend.............touche

DeathByForce - 3-6-2006 at 05:33 AM

haha.. i think generally, there's a LOT of stupid people on ebay.. not even just Canadians. I've had a lot of bad experiences with some pretty null-brained people on there.

BKT - 3-16-2006 at 04:49 PM

An American calling someone else dumb. LOL I have heard it all now.

MM.

Discipline - 3-16-2006 at 08:08 PM

You spelled militia wrong.

Voodoobillyman - 3-20-2006 at 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by Discipline
You spelled militia wrong.


Thats fuckin classic:P

RomanticViolence - 3-20-2006 at 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
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Originally posted by Discipline
You spelled militia wrong.


Thats fuckin classic:P


Indeed

BKT - 3-27-2006 at 11:57 AM

It's an American company and that is how they spell the word. Again you guys always shine when given the chance. LOL.

MM.

Discipline - 3-27-2006 at 01:09 PM

Actually, that shining moment was brought to you by a fellow Canuklehead.:P

Voodoobillyman - 3-27-2006 at 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by Discipline
Actually, that shining moment was brought to you by a fellow Canuklehead.:P


classic.

BKT - 3-27-2006 at 01:54 PM

ha ha Canuklehead. That was a good one.

MM.

upyerbum - 3-27-2006 at 03:06 PM

When is everyone gonna' realize that Canada actually runs the world? That secret world government all the conspiracy nuts are always on about, its not the UN its us.:cool:
We're 30 million people and we control over 10% of the planets resources, explain that one.

BDx13 - 3-27-2006 at 03:35 PM

there's only 30 million people in canada? 35 million live in california alone.

tireironsaint - 3-27-2006 at 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by upyerbum
When is everyone gonna' realize that Canada actually runs the world? That secret world government all the conspiracy nuts are always on about, its not the UN its us.:cool:
We're 30 million people and we control over 10% of the planets resources, explain that one.
Maple syrup is a resource?

Discipline - 3-27-2006 at 05:44 PM

Oh it is. Live in fear.

upyerbum - 3-28-2006 at 12:50 PM

Wait til we flip the switch and turn off the taps. Bye-bye eastern seaboard.
Its only a matter of time til dubwa (or his heir) looks north.:P

Discipline - 3-28-2006 at 08:48 PM

By taking away the syrup we will cripple America's greatest asset, IHOP.

tireironsaint - 3-29-2006 at 03:12 AM

If you've ever eaten at an IHOP you'll know it's far from an asset to anything or anyone. Cripple away, oh people from the land known as America's Hat.

upyerbum - 3-29-2006 at 09:17 PM

We're on top. Take it.
(and think how much worse IHOP will be with no Maple Syrup)

And just for the record Canadian bacon is back bacon and none of us eat it.

Discipline - 3-29-2006 at 10:42 PM

Unless we order an egg McMuffin

tireironsaint - 3-29-2006 at 10:45 PM

You don't really think I would go there by choice, do you? Silly Canadian, we only allow that business to flourish so we can direct tourists from your backwards land there.

As for Canadian bacon, I wouldn't touch that shit with a Canadian's mouth. There's a reason that filth is named after you people.

upyerbum - 3-30-2006 at 01:24 PM

Reasons Canada is better than The United Snakes of America


#1 We live in a Democracy.

#2 No IHOP

#3 Maple Syrup

#4 SCTV

#5 Cuban cigars

#6 Cuban vacations

#7 Gangbang means something different up here. (I'll explain when you're a little older)

#8 Montreal


more to follow....

Discipline - 3-30-2006 at 04:14 PM

#9 Dayglo Abortions

#10 Real strip bars

#11 Good beer

#12 Universal healthcare

#13 Poutine

#14 Swiss Chalet

tireironsaint - 3-31-2006 at 12:28 AM

OK guys....

I'll give ya number one.
We've been over the reason for the existance of number two.
Number three....AND?
Number four, this is a good thing?
Number five, don't smoke, don't care.
Number six, that's Cuba, not Canada, brainiac.
Number seven, we invented sexual deviancy, or at least perfected it, don't even try.
Number eight....um, so?

On to Discipline's list...
Number nine would be a good point if it wasn't for the fact that they are one of what, five good bands to come out of Canada in the past twenty years?
Number ten, Real Strip Bars? Please, you don't know the meaning of debauchery until you've lived in the U.S. As much as you'd like to think so, you ain't got nothin' on American entertainment, m'friend.
Number eleven, don't drink, don't care. Even when I did drink, I could hardly be bothered to waste time on beer, so I wouldn't have cared then either.
Number twelve, finally a valid point. Now I just gotta get me one of those fake Canadian IDs that Dave Chapelle suggested and I'm all set.
Number thirteen, disgusting. That is all, as a certain young lady would say.
Number fourteen.....

upyerbum - 3-31-2006 at 08:50 AM

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Originally posted by tireironsaint
Number ten, Real Strip Bars? Please, you don't know the meaning of debauchery until you've lived in the U.S. As much as you'd like to think so, you ain't got nothin' on American entertainment, m'friend.


Hmmm....I was in a strip joint in Denver and they don't even serve booze. I'm curious about your definition of debauchery, on second thought, no I'm not. But you can't beat the French girls for gettin' your freak on.

tireironsaint - 3-31-2006 at 09:06 AM

Ah, there's quite a few different laws regarding strip bars in different places. A lot of full nude bars serve set ups and allow you to bring your own booze, while titty bars are usually allowed to serve their own booze. And French girls? Uh, whatever.

upyerbum - 3-31-2006 at 11:46 AM

Okay, okay, we'll just have to agree that Canada is better.

Voodoobillyman - 3-31-2006 at 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by upyerbum
Okay, okay, we'll just have to agree that Canada is better.


at being a buncha dumb cunts.............definitely agreed:P

as a side note I got my Ebay shit from that frickin dumbed down human shitball finally. Whats with the affinity for fuckin speedos with your "men"??? goddamn...........really............goddamn.

upyerbum - 3-31-2006 at 08:35 PM

Oh yeah, e-bay, that's what this thread was aboot.
Speedos?....I'm lost......

Voodoobillyman - 3-31-2006 at 09:23 PM

aboot, thats awesome man!!!!!!!!!!! I am originally from Maine and all I saw all summer long was fuckin canucks comin down in droves wearin these fuckin speedos like euro trash wannabees thinkin American chicks dug em. Fuckin gross.

Discipline - 4-1-2006 at 01:15 AM

Speedos should be banned.

Sam Adams beer too. That shit is nasty.

upyerbum - 4-1-2006 at 02:58 PM

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Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
aboot, thats awesome man!!!!!!!!!!! I am originally from Maine and all I saw all summer long was fuckin canucks comin down in droves wearin these fuckin speedos like euro trash wannabees thinkin American chicks dug em. Fuckin gross.


They have been from New Brunswick.

Discipline - 4-1-2006 at 04:06 PM

I would've guessed Cape Breton

Discipline - 5-28-2007 at 05:22 AM

Looking through a few old threads. This one still makes me laugh.

upyerbum - 5-28-2007 at 11:06 AM

I just read back through this one. Funny shit. I'm just glad we all finally agreed that Canada is better.

Lucabrasi - 6-3-2007 at 08:27 AM

Vermont makes better maple syrup then Canada. the IHOPS will live on.