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Band Names you may have thought up, but havent used...

XHonusWagnerX - 3-15-2006 at 03:24 PM

I used to have a whole list, but I think I lost it, but here are some that I still think would be cool...


Black Coffee
Up On Blocks
5 Minutes Alone
Mark David Chapstick
Addams Rib
Breaking Up

XnMeX - 3-15-2006 at 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX

Breaking Up


Thats the name of every hardcore band at one point in time ;)

DAK - 3-15-2006 at 03:33 PM

Bloodfart

I was watching the new Bad News Bears movie and this kid goes to see a band play and their name was Bloodfart.

CR83 - 3-15-2006 at 04:24 PM

Spit In Your Face
Mark Down and The Discounts
Five To The Face
Shock and Awe

clevohardcore - 3-15-2006 at 04:31 PM

balls trapped in vice
shits and giggles
poop and the smellies
hot chicks that like me


but seriously, How about........ Big half dollar nipples?

upyerbum - 3-15-2006 at 04:46 PM

STINKHAMMER

XHonusWagnerX - 3-15-2006 at 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by upyerbum
STINKHAMMER


I have a friend that wants to use ASSHAMMER for a name.

JawnDiablo - 3-15-2006 at 07:05 PM

stinkfinger

dime a dozen

curbface

OJ'S Glove

Tony Volpe Revival

Fred Rogers Four

clit ripper

rumpleforeskin

hitler's car

Emo Is Gay

Crying Till I Get What I Want

Discipline - 3-15-2006 at 07:25 PM

I love the names for bands bit on Jello Biafra's first spoken word album. He came up with some funny ones.

clevohardcore - 3-15-2006 at 08:03 PM

what spoken word? I haven't hear done of his since that BUY MORE POT double cd from like 1990 or something.

joemaconmovies - 3-15-2006 at 10:46 PM

My friend and I were gonna start a nu-metal band called "We Are The Death That Lives Within You" but we haven't yet. Look for our record to be the best nu-metal album ever!

DaveMoral - 3-15-2006 at 11:58 PM

I wanted to start a black metal band called Upon broken wings once... then years later I heard about On Broken Wings... it was a trip.

I wanted to do a thrash band with some other Muslims and call it Hazrat and then I wanted to do a straight edge Muslim band and call it Mustaqim(that means "straight" in Arabic). Corny I know.

Right now I think I'm getting ready to start an oi-core band sort of and we're going to call it Faith & Anger.

RomanticViolence - 3-16-2006 at 12:56 AM

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Flaming goat penis
Frothy first
Bloody nipples of the Apocalypse
Dirty Cunt

Discipline - 3-16-2006 at 03:24 AM

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Originally posted by clevohardcore
what spoken word? I haven't hear done of his since that BUY MORE POT double cd from like 1990 or something.


It was the first one he did called No More Cocoons, I think it was put out in 87.

He was saying that a lot of people ask him for ideas for band names and he makes fun of that. He came up with some good ones though. All I can remember right now is:

Madonna Death Cult
Witch Penis
John Wayne On Acid
Redundant Youth

plus tons more. Comes up with an idea for an Islamic speed metal band an did a whole bit on it. Fucking priceless.

XHonusWagnerX - 3-16-2006 at 06:42 AM

Lester Green
Inverted Red Cross (this might be a band already)
Girls With Guns
Anorexic Aerobics
Nocturnal Emission & the Wet Dreams


When I was about 13 and I got my first bass me and my friends had a band called RAID. It was long before we had ever heard of the Vegan/Edge band RAID. We actually picked RAID because we were young and stupid and figured that Black Flag was a bug spray and they kicked ass so we would be RAID since it was the other major bug spray.

After that we changed our name to DOUBLE BOGEY and we used crossed golg clubs as our logo... Hahahaha... holy Slapshot rip off! :)

JawnDiablo - 3-16-2006 at 06:59 AM

anal raid

XHonusWagnerX - 4-5-2006 at 02:58 PM

SO MOTE IT BE - sludgy grindy stoner metal

Lee Harvey Oswald & The Bullets

Discipline - 4-5-2006 at 04:08 PM

Johnny Hardcock and the Sloppy Pussies

joemaconmovies - 4-7-2006 at 02:22 PM

I was in three bands that did demo recordings..all off of shitty stuff.

Salty Bee
Stars Fall In
Sock Explosion

Salty Bee played one show, recorded an EP on a whim, and I haven't seen the EP since.