It was a topic on Howard Stern today so we should discuss it here too.
How do you wipe?
Front to back?
Back to Front?
Do you stand?
Do you sit?clevohardcore - 5-2-2006 at 01:35 PM
I used to do the standup and whipe front to back. SInce liek 8th grade I now lift my right buttcheek and whipe front to back.XnMeX - 5-2-2006 at 02:04 PM
I'll upload a video when I get a chance Discipline - 5-2-2006 at 02:06 PM
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Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
It was a topic on Howard Stern today so we should discuss it here too.
Exactly why should we discuss this?BDx13 - 5-2-2006 at 02:38 PM
woah, this is definitely a new level.XHonusWagnerX - 5-2-2006 at 02:43 PM
hahaha.... I really just wanted to start a thread called TALKING SHIT and have everyone be surprised by what it was about.upyerbum - 5-2-2006 at 02:58 PM
Lift left cheek, back to front. While we're on the topic of poo, I just renovated my bathroom and put in one of those high toilets with the
"elongated" bowl, it brings new meaning to the "Throne Room". Fit for a king it is.BDx13 - 5-2-2006 at 03:21 PM
i plan to put a uninal in my new house.XnMeX - 5-2-2006 at 03:45 PM
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i plan to put a uninal in my new house.
NICE! Then the ladies can have their damn "Seat down!" bullshit. CR83 - 5-2-2006 at 03:53 PM
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Originally posted by BD
i plan to put a uninal in my new house.
My firend had one in his old house. It was awesome.crazyfists28 - 5-2-2006 at 04:38 PM
that is so awsome having an elevated toilet like that, i'd like to put a stall within the bathroom just to feel like you're out at a bar or concert
settingDAK - 5-2-2006 at 05:09 PM
This better not win for best post.upyerbum - 5-2-2006 at 07:28 PM
Once my basement is sorted out there's a urinal going where my set-tub is now.
I was in a bar in the Laurentians and the guys pisser had no urinals, it was a wall with a sheet of water running down it into a trough drain and you
just pissed against the wall. Guys would be really loaded and lean against the wall like they were pissin' in an alley and get totally fuckin' soaked.
Good times.JawnDiablo - 5-2-2006 at 07:29 PM
ozzy has a urinal in his home bathroom.....
always wanted to try a bidayDaveMoral - 5-2-2006 at 09:07 PM
Hahahahhaa. Shit. This is always one of my favorite topics. Shit and farts.
Anyways, I keep a bottle of water to spray on my crack, AND a box fo baby wipes and toilet paper... I like to keep it clean back there.JawnDiablo - 5-2-2006 at 09:08 PM
i swear all we talk about at work are turds and tits....DaveMoral - 5-2-2006 at 09:26 PM
That sounds like a good day at work.
One of the guys I work with left a job once because one of the others ripped a horrendous fart...upyerbum - 5-3-2006 at 07:48 AM
You can't help but be proud of those gaggers.DaveMoral - 5-3-2006 at 07:17 PM
Too true. Too true.JawnDiablo - 5-3-2006 at 09:41 PM
i had one this morning at work that i could only classify as a natural disaster...Discipline - 5-4-2006 at 08:55 AM
no click ever. Afraid if what may be.DaveMoral - 5-4-2006 at 06:39 PM
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Originally posted by juandiablo
i had one this morning at work that i could only classify as a natural disaster...
Hahaha.
I got blamed for a house that smelled of fart, I swear it was the dogs they had in that place. Everytime I went out to the truck to get something,
when I came into the place I was like "this place smells like shit."JawnDiablo - 5-4-2006 at 06:42 PM
but, seriously, i have some real animals in my workplace. this one little gnome goes in there and splatters the place up. i mean so bad that it is on
the underside of the toilet seat and running down the outside of the bowl. he is a mess.DaveMoral - 5-4-2006 at 10:52 PM
