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The World's First 'Black Metal Porn Movie'

Spoiler - 5-19-2006 at 09:19 PM

The World's First 'Black Metal Porn Movie' Seeking Distribution Partners - May 19, 2006

Karnal Film Productions has completed work on what it claims is "the world's first black metal porn movie." Entitled "Phallusifer ? The Immoral Code", the theme of the film is "something never done before: Hardcore porn with hints of S&M and Satanic imagery starring the Harlot Queen as herself and a frontman of a known black metal band whose identity will remain anonymous, and the soundtrack is mainly comprised of decadent black metal music," reads a press release. "I am now contemplating on which bands' music to use for the movie," stated the director (who is the frontman/axeman of yet another black metal band and who wishes to remain anonymous for the time being).

Karnal Film Productions are looking and talking with distribution companies/record companies that will be able to make this film available to the extreme metal masses. All interested parties ? be it labels, bands, actors and people who want to get their hands on this DVD ? get in touch. All information, including still shots of the movie and a short teaser/preview, can be found at www.karnalfilm.com[IMPORTANT NOTE: You ***MUST*** be AT LEAST 18 years of age to view the material on the site. NO EXCEPTIONS!]

clevohardcore - 5-19-2006 at 11:11 PM

I like nude chicks not the music.

Discipline - 5-19-2006 at 11:38 PM

Yeah, black metal has a serious case of the gay.

XHonusWagnerX - 5-20-2006 at 06:46 AM

Theres no corpse paint in any of those pictures!

JawnDiablo - 5-20-2006 at 11:19 AM

seriously stupid

CR83 - 5-22-2006 at 03:07 PM

Not a fan. S&M is just stupid to me.