Favorite Kind Of Shit To Take....

paul666tfb - 6-4-2006 at 07:38 PM

Okay so yeah I just took a shit and it was one of those ones that just basically falls out of your ass, it was super fucking sweet. I did not have to do a damn thing. SO what I am trying to get at is what are all the kiddies out there on the thorp records message board feeling when it comes to there favorite kind of shit.

THoughts and feelings.

joemaconmovies - 6-4-2006 at 08:14 PM

I like the ones where I don't have to do anything. I can just relax and think. It really frees the mind.

BDx13 - 6-4-2006 at 08:30 PM

ooh man, not another bomb thread!

DaveMoral - 6-4-2006 at 08:46 PM

Hahahahahahahhahahha! Great, another shit thread.

I like the kind that helps you turn the bathroom into a library.

joemaconmovies - 6-4-2006 at 10:00 PM

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Originally posted by DaveMoral
Hahahahahahahhahahha! Great, another shit thread.

I like the kind that helps you turn the bathroom into a library.

amen brother!

JawnDiablo - 6-5-2006 at 09:00 AM

I have multiple magazine subscriptions, so I always have a fresh read when I am befouling the bathroom. I prefer the ones that just kinda fall out as well. Like the ones after a night of drinking and eating pistachios.

JawnDiablo - 6-5-2006 at 09:00 AM

i have when you feel the burn of hot peppers the next day when you pass them....

XHonusWagnerX - 6-5-2006 at 10:59 AM

The ones that fall out would be a favorite of mine.

moron - 6-5-2006 at 12:15 PM

I like those that come in waves. It's like your gut convulses and pushes some shit out and you think youre done. You get ready to wipe and then all of a sudden more convulsions and more shit. Sometimes this happens to me several times in a row, and the toilet bowl is completely full of shit. What an awesome feeling.

Also, we have a small bowl at work so I love it when I have a really long shit that doesnt break and snakes around the bowl and sticks out of the water.

JawnDiablo - 6-5-2006 at 02:30 PM

do any of you leave your doodie for a coworker to find?
some of the people in here at my work do

tireironsaint - 6-5-2006 at 07:55 PM

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JawnDiablo - 6-5-2006 at 08:35 PM

apples help move it on out

jonnynewbreed - 6-6-2006 at 10:32 AM

the one i'm about to take right now...the same one I take every morning at this time. I usaually have enough time to put on a coffee for myself before I feel it start to rumble.

RomanticViolence - 6-6-2006 at 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by moron
I like those that come in waves. It's like your gut convulses and pushes some shit out and you think youre done. You get ready to wipe and then all of a sudden more convulsions and more shit. Sometimes this happens to me several times in a row, and the toilet bowl is completely full of shit. What an awesome feeling.

Also, we have a small bowl at work so I love it when I have a really long shit that doesnt break and snakes around the bowl and sticks out of the water.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Thats the funniest damn thing i've read so far today.

Good times!
That is all

XnMeX - 6-7-2006 at 10:40 AM

I like the one that brews for a bit and then you hit the toilet and it all come out within a millisecond. I am also a fan of the long continuess shit log / coil. Someitmes, it brings a tear to my eye and I just look at it and say "God bless America."