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about THE HEAD CAT

clevohardcore - 6-26-2006 at 11:19 AM

On the MYSPACE it said that the new cd comes out tomorrow. Cleopatra records says nothing about it on the site. Can anyone confirm this?

clevohardcore - 6-26-2006 at 11:23 AM

CONTENT WARNING: The author freely admits to despising this album; if you are looking for a nice candy coated review, please leave now.

The Head Cat? or should it be The Beheaded Cat? I am at a loss; is this album for real? Right from the opening, it sounds like karaoke from a biker's bar! Bad songs sung by bad voices, with echo and reverb in the recording, overall a stellar performance in exactly how not to make an album. And this was actually sent out for review? What were they thinking; I did not even receive a good supply of malt liquor with it to make it go down smoother! "Fool's Paradise", the title and opening track is absolutely the equivalent of fingernails on a chalk board; I have never seen perfectly good plastic so blatantly wasted.

This thing was billed as a "Rock-a-billy" side project from Motorhead's Lemmy, and The Stray Cats' Slim Jim Phantom. I was actually intrigued by the idea as I read about it, I loved both of those bands as a kid, and the very thought of attempting this seemed kind of cool. Holy Cat Claws Batman, was I wrong!

Neil Young can get away with singing out of tune because, well hey, he's Neil Young! I have absolutely no idea what in the hell was going through Lemmy's mind when he published this CD, other than it would make one hell of a prank gift for those who have everything and appreciate nothing. If you have read my reviews here before, you'll know I can throw a soft jab or two at something I don't like, but this is the first on record where I can't seem to dig up a single nicety about this CD.

I kept looking over my shoulder as I listened to this thing, wondering where the hidden cameras were; this can't be real! Just when the worst song ends, up starts a new level of sounds that emulate from a Siamese cat in heat with only dogs surrounding her, un believable, I truly have heard it all! Lemmy Kilmister created Motorhead, unbelievable head-banging Heavy Metal at its best; what in the name of Ozzy was he thinking when he decided to do this? Seriously, this attempt is the parallel experience of envisioning the entire Osbourne clan sing Barney songs at a gay bar in San Francisco, it just doesn't work.

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XnMeX - 6-26-2006 at 01:34 PM

I agree 100% with that review from the few songs I heard on the MySpace.

XHonusWagnerX - 6-26-2006 at 01:39 PM

well to each their own, but I like the first record they did a lot!

clevohardcore - 6-26-2006 at 02:35 PM

I think the shit on myspace is awsome. I want this record and I hope they tour.

Discipline - 6-26-2006 at 06:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by clevohardcore
I think the shit on myspace is awsome. I want this record and I hope they tour.

BDx13 - 6-27-2006 at 12:08 AM

link?

clevohardcore - 6-27-2006 at 07:02 AM

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro...


I'm going to see if I can pick this up tonight.

XHonusWagnerX - 6-27-2006 at 08:53 PM

Did anyone buy the CD??

clevohardcore - 6-27-2006 at 09:14 PM

I had class unitl 8 so I couldn't make the trip to the store. Hopefully I can grab it tomorrow if its out.

clevohardcore - 7-2-2006 at 06:44 PM

I finally picked it up. Sounds ok but I got to listen more.