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The next time Lohand slips...

BDx13 - 9-19-2006 at 02:16 PM

...I hope she breaks her fucking neck.

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/lindsay_lohan_breaks_her_a...

Lindsay Lohan was rushed to the hospital Saturday after slipping and falling at a Fashion Week party and fracturing her wrist.

Lohan's publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, said the 20-year-old actress slipped and fell at the Milk Studios in New York, fracturing her wrist in two places. She was taken to St. Vincent's Hospital, and Sloane said Lindsay's mother drove in from Long Island to meet her. Sloane added that "there's a pending investigation" into the accident, after Lohan claimed Milk Studios didn't take proper measures to prevent slips on the slick ground.

Back in May Lindsay slipped and broke her foot trying to get out of the shower so this is sort of like her thing now. She's Lindsay Lohan, the girl who slips and breaks things. And if she's serious about "investigating" the accident she could save herself a lot of time and effort by just asking random people to call her a dumbass. Because that's what the police will be doing when they receive a call from Linday Lohan asking them to stop tracking down murderers and look into why she falls down all the time.

NOTE: The answer, by the way, rhymes with balcohol.

Voodoobillyman - 9-19-2006 at 02:34 PM

not to mention the bitch has a SERIOUS eating disorder and is so freakishly thin , all it would take is a strong gust to break her. Dumb bitch.

clevohardcore - 9-19-2006 at 03:32 PM

ya she is getting to be really fucking annoying.

newbreedbrian - 9-19-2006 at 03:34 PM

i've always found her annoying. useless meathole.

Discipline - 9-19-2006 at 03:35 PM

I still wanna fuck her though.

BDx13 - 9-19-2006 at 03:38 PM

p. hilton, l. lohan, t. reid and n. richie can not f off and die soon enough.
i'm sure there are more i could add to that list, but those definitely come to mind first.

Discipline - 9-19-2006 at 03:40 PM

I hate them all, but I still think of Lohan before she went all scrawny. She was wicked hot in Mean Girls and worthy of an ass-stuffing from me.

moron - 9-19-2006 at 03:52 PM

I just heard a Paris Hilton song on the radio during lunch. I wonder if she's gonna tour. If so I'll get a front row ticket so I can throw some food at her. Maybe a dildo too.

moron - 9-19-2006 at 03:53 PM

I have to add however that generally I dont waste any energy thinking about these douche bags.

crazyfists28 - 9-19-2006 at 04:19 PM

sidenote: on howard stern i briefly heard him saying that its not paris singing on her album, its another fill in. i forget who now. nicole richie is completey useless to this world, paris is unbelievably annoying and shallow, lohan would be fun to party with and destroy in bed, but they all should crawl back to where they came from

morgan - 9-19-2006 at 04:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Discipline
I hate them all, but I still think of Lohan before she went all scrawny. She was wicked hot in Mean Girls and worthy of an ass-stuffing from me.


That pretty much sums it it up.

BDx13 - 9-19-2006 at 04:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by moron
I have to add however that generally I dont waste any energy thinking about these douche bags.


i prefer not to, but as a parent, it concerns me that these people are used to market to kids on a regular basis.

XHonusWagnerX - 9-19-2006 at 04:44 PM

Lohan used to be hot now she's scary looking.

The thing about Paris not singing on her LP rules. I hope its true

SlobDylan - 9-19-2006 at 06:27 PM

I'd liek to feed that filth to my dog. This girl is what is wrong with humanity.