It smelled so good, so tender & sweet
How did I know, I shouldn't eat
That glistening bird, so golden brown
Who knew it, would take me down
That dark path, another gateway drug
Now I'm just, a junkie thug
I held so strong, to my straight edge
And I still could, if I had gone vedge!
18 years old, no drugs, no drinkin
But what the fuck was I thinkin
It wasn't even finger licken'
I broke my edge on beer can chicken!
I wasnt even hungry, why did I eat
That evil alcohol enfused meat
I lost my edge & quit my crew
Covered my poison free tattoo
No more X's, only whoas
No more stage dives & no more shows
I was so young, posi & quirky
Why couldn't it have been Tofurkey!
18 years old, no drugs, no drinkin
But what the fuck was I thinkin
It wasn't even finger licken'
I broke my edge on beer can chicken!Spoiler - 12-13-2006 at 06:22 PM
haha...thats some funny stuff right there HonusJawnDiablo - 12-13-2006 at 06:54 PM
i hear beer can chicken is some good stuff...Voodoobillyman - 12-13-2006 at 07:40 PM
Down here we calls it beer butt chicken, and yes, it is THE best chicken I have ever had. Meat falls off the bone. Great tune Honus, do you have music
to go with it?XHonusWagnerX - 12-13-2006 at 08:24 PM
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Down here we calls it beer butt chicken, and yes, it is THE best chicken I have ever had. Meat falls off the bone. Great tune Honus, do you have music
to go with it?
No music. I just wrote the lyrics after listening to some YOT, BOLD, SIDE BY SIDE etc in the car. I realized how cheezy some of those old 'anthems'
are and thought that idea was funny.upyerbum - 12-13-2006 at 08:38 PM
Its like a straight edge drinkin' tune.thedog - 12-13-2006 at 10:47 PM
cool indeed.XnMeX - 12-13-2006 at 11:38 PM
Fucking hilarious! I love it!
Make an album tireironsaint - 12-14-2006 at 12:03 AM
This totally reminds me of the project I was supposed to start with some friends several years back. We wanted to do a funny SxE band based on us all
being kind of older guys who still had the edge. It was called Preparation X and I only had one song written, but it was our theme song. I still have
it around somewhere, all I can remember right now is the line :
We're the cream that soothes the itch,
We're Preparation X, you son of a bitch!morgan - 12-14-2006 at 12:36 AM
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We're the cream that soothes the itch,
We're Preparation X, you son of a bitch!
Thats the best thing I've heard all day.tireironsaint - 12-14-2006 at 01:13 AM
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Originally posted by tireironsaint
We're the cream that soothes the itch,
We're Preparation X, you son of a bitch!
Thats the best thing I've heard all day.
I'm here to help!
I need to go through some of my shit soon, I'll see if I can find the full song.BDx13 - 12-14-2006 at 01:13 AM
Keg Ahead (Guitars, Bass) Carl of Torrow (Vocals) Slammy (Drums)tireironsaint - 12-14-2006 at 01:22 AM
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Keg Ahead (Guitars, Bass) Carl of Torrow (Vocals) Slammy (Drums)
GRUDGE!
I still have that 7 inch (on beer colored vinyl!)
There's also Straight Youth in a similar vein. That one's got some funny shit on it too.Siczine.com - 12-14-2006 at 02:23 AM
Golden.upyerbum - 12-14-2006 at 08:19 AM
Preparation X. HA!BKT - 12-14-2006 at 02:24 PM
LOL this is a funny thread.
MM.XnMeX - 12-14-2006 at 11:34 PM
I just broke edge tonight....
Jack Daniels chicken strips at TGIFridays!BDx13 - 12-15-2006 at 10:16 AM
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Originally posted by BD
Keg Ahead (Guitars, Bass) Carl of Torrow (Vocals) Slammy (Drums)
GRUDGE!
I still have that 7 inch (on beer colored vinyl!)
There's also Straight Youth in a similar vein. That one's got some funny shit on it too.
nice. mine's on red.XHonusWagnerX - 12-15-2006 at 10:43 AM
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Originally posted by BD
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Originally posted by tireironsaint
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Originally posted by BD
Keg Ahead (Guitars, Bass) Carl of Torrow (Vocals) Slammy (Drums)
GRUDGE!
I still have that 7 inch (on beer colored vinyl!)
There's also Straight Youth in a similar vein. That one's got some funny shit on it too.
nice. mine's on red.
I had it on Green, but I sold it for about $50 a few years ago.BDx13 - 12-15-2006 at 10:53 AM
WHAT?! REALLY?RomanticViolence - 12-15-2006 at 12:56 PM
Good stuff!
That is all.joemaconmovies - 12-15-2006 at 01:03 PM
record that song man. find a band and go. send it to the welch boys. could be funny.Jason the Magnificent - 12-15-2006 at 01:34 PM
Out of all the bands reuniting...wheres Crucial Youth?XHonusWagnerX - 12-15-2006 at 06:16 PM
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Originally posted by BD
WHAT?! REALLY?
Yes sir. Im pretty sure it was $50 because I was surprised as wellupyerbum - 12-15-2006 at 11:28 PM
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Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
I was so young, posi & quirky
Why couldn't it have been Tofurkey!
This bit could be like a Hong Kongy sounding bridge part. You'd need to get your hands on a gong.Discipline - 12-15-2006 at 11:29 PM
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Originally posted by joemaconmovies
record that song man. find a band and go.
XHonusWagnerX - 12-16-2006 at 08:52 AM
Im working on a follow up thats about sXe zombies!ENDERA.x - 12-18-2006 at 02:11 PM
hahah! thats a++Voodoobillyman - 12-18-2006 at 02:19 PM
on a side note, my wife and I are doing a drunken Turkey this year for Christmas! Can't waitjoemaconmovies - 12-18-2006 at 03:05 PM
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Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
Im working on a follow up thats about sXe zombies!
can i make a short movie based off of it?!XHonusWagnerX - 12-18-2006 at 03:52 PM
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Originally posted by joemaconmovies
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Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
Im working on a follow up thats about sXe zombies!
can i make a short movie based off of it?!
Hell yah!joemaconmovies - 12-18-2006 at 05:04 PM
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Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
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Originally posted by joemaconmovies
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Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
Im working on a follow up thats about sXe zombies!
can i make a short movie based off of it?!
Hell yah!
sweet, i have a whole short movie series of zombies doing weird shit that i want to make. for wicked cheap, so i wouldn't expect much in the gore or
sfx department.
