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a little life lesson for all you kids...

BDx13 - 12-21-2006 at 09:07 AM

don't try to make coffee without the filter.

Kid Ugly - 12-21-2006 at 09:25 AM

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Originally posted by Boycott Christian HC
By the way, do you have these things in the U.S. - caffettieras - they're an Italian invention...



Yes, my mother has one of those.

JawnDiablo - 12-21-2006 at 09:40 AM

haha i did that once duane.
it was a very hungover morning.

clevohardcore - 12-21-2006 at 10:44 AM

hahhha

upyerbum - 12-21-2006 at 10:44 AM

Never get drunk and cook.

Dave - 12-21-2006 at 11:56 AM

truer words have never been spoken...

joemaconmovies - 12-21-2006 at 12:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by BD
don't try to make coffee without the filter.


HAHAHA

moron - 12-21-2006 at 12:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by upyerbum
Never get drunk and cook.



I did this and burned myself on the oven. Never tried the no coffee filter thing though. That must've been a mess.

Discipline - 12-21-2006 at 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by upyerbum
Never get drunk and cook.


I learned that the hard way a few times.

DeathByForce - 12-21-2006 at 12:30 PM

I think I fell asleep cooking chicken fingers.

brooklyn - 12-21-2006 at 12:47 PM

board entry of the year!!!

BDx13 - 12-21-2006 at 12:50 PM

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Originally posted by DeathByForce
I think I fell asleep cooking chicken fingers.


i definitely fell asleep eating a chicken sandwhich one time. it was about five in the morning, and i was d-runk after an evening out with my squatter friends in manhattan. i remember buying the sandwhich, and i remember eating part the sandwhich, but as will happen, i decided to take a little break and close my eyes, and THAT was the end of round one. the beauty of this story is that after napping for a few hours, i woke up with a dull headache, and half of a beautiful chicken sandwhich still in my hand. thus began round two!

JawnDiablo - 12-21-2006 at 01:06 PM

i woke up with half a mcdonalds cheeseburger under my pillow and an empty bag beside me...

moron - 12-21-2006 at 01:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by BD
Quote:
Originally posted by DeathByForce
I think I fell asleep cooking chicken fingers.


i definitely fell asleep eating a chicken sandwhich one time. it was about five in the morning, and i was d-runk after an evening out with my squatter friends in manhattan. i remember buying the sandwhich, and i remember eating part the sandwhich, but as will happen, i decided to take a little break and close my eyes, and THAT was the end of round one. the beauty of this story is that after napping for a few hours, i woke up with a dull headache, and half of a beautiful chicken sandwhich still in my hand. thus began round two!



were you at least at home when you were eating the sandwich?

RomanticViolence - 12-21-2006 at 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by juandiablo
i woke up with half a mcdonalds cheeseburger under my pillow and an empty bag beside me...


Best thing i've read today!
That is all.

BDx13 - 12-21-2006 at 01:33 PM

yeah, i woke up sprawled across my bed at home, sandwhich in hand.
i wasn't blackedout-drunk, just exhausted-drunk.

newbreedbrian - 12-21-2006 at 01:38 PM

i woke up once with all my clothes on, including my boots of course, crushing hangover and mysteriously a whole apple pie with a fork stuck in it sitting beside me on the bed. where i got the pie i have no idea, but it probably required some effort.

Dave - 12-21-2006 at 01:44 PM

Classic!

moron - 12-21-2006 at 01:54 PM

Im famous for getting up in the middle of the night and getting a snack. Sometimes I bring it to the bed to finish. Bad news. One night I got a few Devils Food Cookies (chocolate, marshmellow, cookie combo) and brought them to my bed. I fell asleep before I finished all of them and during course of the night dropped one in my bed and rolled over on it. When I woke up in the morning I was stuck to the sheets. The marshmellow had gotten all warm and sticky. Took forever to clean up.

Not as funny a story as some of the others here though, and no alcohol was involved.

JawnDiablo - 12-21-2006 at 03:31 PM

i had a fried who peed on the bed while asleep with his girlfriend when he was very drunk. she got pissed off...haha

Dave - 12-21-2006 at 04:06 PM

the worst is going Grocery shopping while drunk......think about it.......


wake up the next day wondering what the hell you were thinking.........let's just say not the best food choices ever...;)

newbreedbrian - 12-21-2006 at 04:32 PM

or convenience store shopping. I woke up quite a few times with mystery bags by my bed. After a christmas party night woke up with a bag with a hustler, trucker sub, 2 litre coke, and pep and cheese. Receipt was around 5:30AM. No recollection of the event, but a really drunk guy in a suit making said purchases was probably pretty humourous for the guy working. done the grocery store shopping before as well. Hmm, let me see....spent $70 on groceries, let's see what i bought hahaha.

Discipline - 12-21-2006 at 04:33 PM

All I will say is you should never be cooking with hot oil while naked and drunk.

upyerbum - 12-21-2006 at 07:12 PM

Naked+Drunk+Bacon=Bad