What is your special Talent/Skill

CR83 - 2-23-2007 at 10:11 AM

I can juggle.

Voodoobillyman - 2-23-2007 at 10:57 AM

I have a big dick

Voodoobillyman - 2-23-2007 at 10:58 AM

Nah man, I'm sorry, that is not my primary talent/skill. It's just a bonus life has given me. I'm a decent artist.

defstarsteve - 2-23-2007 at 11:00 AM

I can juggle as well,
used to be a sponsored skater
play guitar bass piano and do drum programming
run a business and not go insane

a whole lot of shit but I am afraid of sucess, anytime I get to a point where things are about to blow up I quit and do something else completly different...

moron - 2-23-2007 at 12:22 PM

My boss says that Im patient. Is that a skill?

CR83 - 2-23-2007 at 12:37 PM

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My boss says that Im patient. Is that a skill?

In our society, yes it is. Too many people just up and quit when things get even a little out of whack.

Jason the Magnificent - 2-23-2007 at 12:59 PM

I can absorb other peoples powers by touch.

upyerbum - 2-23-2007 at 01:00 PM

I'm a killing machine.

Kid Ugly - 2-23-2007 at 01:18 PM

I can bend my fingers back so the tips of my fingers can touch the back of my hands. Real good icebreaker, let me tell you.

Muttley - 2-23-2007 at 01:49 PM

I can listen to something and more often than not play it on guitar or bass after a pass or two.

I can also polish off a crave case of White Castle burgers in record time.

My knowledge of useless music & wrestling trivia is highly respected.

CR83 - 2-23-2007 at 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by Muttley
I can listen to something and more often than not play it on guitar or bass after a pass or two.

I can also polish off a crave case of White Castle burgers in record time.

My knowledge of useless music & wrestling trivia is highly respected.

impressive

moron - 2-23-2007 at 02:38 PM

Ive tried to eat a crave case by myself in one sitting. I made it to 21 and felt like I was gonna puke. I had to unbutton my pants and waddle to the bathroom just to make sure I'd be safe. I didn't shit right for a week.

Discipline - 2-23-2007 at 02:50 PM

A head full of music/movie/tv/wrestling trivia that interests nobody but myself.

Linguistic skills and comprehension far above the national average.

Muttley - 2-23-2007 at 03:05 PM

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Ive tried to eat a crave case by myself in one sitting. I made it to 21 and felt like I was gonna puke. I had to unbutton my pants and waddle to the bathroom just to make sure I'd be safe. I didn't shit right for a week.

Luckily I've built my system up over the years to withstand this kind of punishment. I only save the skill for special occasions. Usually when I can watch others writhe in pain.

I am also the only person I know who owns a White Castle football jersey. Best Xmas gift ever, even though I hate that bitch now.

For the record, Wendys gives me the shits way more than WC ever did.

Discipline - 2-23-2007 at 03:16 PM

Never eaten at a White Castle. Are the burgers actually good, or just nice and cheap?

moron - 2-23-2007 at 03:18 PM

Ive got a white castle t-shirt my wife bought me a few years ago. She actually got it at some department store that I thought was kinda upscale. Of course, since Ive attempted to eat a crave case by myself a few too many times that shirt is kinda tight on me. I still love it though. One day I'll fit in it again.

moron - 2-23-2007 at 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by Discipline
Never eaten at a White Castle. Are the burgers actually good, or just nice and cheap?

Theyre kinda cheap. First time I ate them I liked them but they made me sick. Then I really started to crave them. I swore they put cocaine in them! Theyre tasty if youre looking for something to go with your malt liquor. That was my thing for a while. A crave case and a 40 of Old E.

Voodoobillyman - 2-23-2007 at 03:30 PM

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Never eaten at a White Castle. Are the burgers actually good, or just nice and cheap?

Thats fuckin ghetto bro, even for a social worker

JawnDiablo - 2-23-2007 at 03:49 PM

i am quick witted

Muttley - 2-23-2007 at 03:52 PM

I mean, it's no 3-inch thick Jackson Hole burger, but it's also not fried rat meat. Some people aren't down with the onions either.

They're goddamn good drunk as fuck at 3am after a show.

Trivia: White Castle was the first "fast food" place in America... started in Kansas in 1921.

Kid Ugly - 2-24-2007 at 03:05 AM

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Originally posted by Muttley
I mean, it's no 3-inch thick Jackson Hole burger, but it's also not fried rat meat. Some people aren't down with the onions either.

They're goddamn good drunk as fuck at 3am after a show.

Trivia: White Castle was the first "fast food" place in America... started in Kansas in 1921.

Are you referring to the Jackson Hole in Jersey, or is there another one that I don't know about?

DaveMoral - 2-24-2007 at 01:08 PM

I can clear a room with one breaking of wind.

I can also tell you almost anything about Star Wars.

MyOwnWay - 2-24-2007 at 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by Muttley

My knowledge of useless music is highly respected.

Oh word. Its on like donkey kong my friend. I have not met many people at all who surpass my music knowledge. And I'm just being truthful.

Other shit I kick ass at...

I can play drums like a motherfuckin' riot.

I've fronted a band at one point for a few years and had better stage presence than most popular bands who have been around for a long time.

I'm a great dad (which these days takes a special skill)

I can consume large amounts of Guinness

...Guess thats about it. And no, most of the shit listed isnt me being up on myself, I just know what I'm good at.

BKT - 2-24-2007 at 06:32 PM

I make hot chics cum.

MM.

JawnDiablo - 2-24-2007 at 08:34 PM

i havent seen a white castle in the philly area in years....then again i havent looked

thedog - 2-24-2007 at 08:37 PM

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i havent seen a white castle in the philly area in years....then again i havent looked

there use to be one across the street from my high school in south jersey,
but they closed it to open a super Wawa.

thedog - 2-24-2007 at 08:38 PM

skill...
i can say the alphabet backwards faster than most people can say it forwards.

joemaconmovies - 2-24-2007 at 10:23 PM

video production...it's about the only thing i've ever been good at.

Discipline - 2-24-2007 at 10:41 PM

In both frequency and volume, I shit more than anyone on the planet.

MyOwnWay - 2-25-2007 at 08:40 AM

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skill...
i can say the alphabet backwards faster than most people can say it forwards.

This I'd actually like to hear.

Muttley - 2-25-2007 at 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by DaveMoral
I can also tell you almost anything about Star Wars.

I should have added this to my list.

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skill...
i can say the alphabet backwards faster than most people can say it forwards.

This must come in handy for sobriety tests.

DaveMoral - 2-26-2007 at 01:02 AM

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I can also tell you almost anything about Star Wars.

I should have added this to my list.

I should add that when I say almost anything about Star Wars I mean from the entire series of movies AND the books, comics and video games put out in the last 30 years.

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In both frequency and volume, I shit more than anyone on the planet.

I damn near fell from my chair reading this, and it made me think of just how often I shit in a day... at least 3 times and like clockwork.

barc0debaby - 2-26-2007 at 01:02 AM

I used to be freakishly good at tony hawk pro skater when i was about 13. I use to go to this coffe shop/venue that had a tv and a nintendo and hustle dudes in high school for a few bucks or a drink.