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tonight's question

JawnDiablo - 3-27-2007 at 08:40 PM

"Hey dad, what does it mean to be lactose intolerant?"

my son asks some funny stuff.
but nothing compares to last weekend's question of :
"Hey dad, what's natural male enhancement?"
fuckin television....

XHonusWagnerX - 3-27-2007 at 09:55 PM

Hahahaha... How old is he???

How did you answer the 'male enhancement' one?

JawnDiablo - 3-27-2007 at 09:58 PM

He's 10
i managed to quickly change the subject on the male enhancement

RomanticViolence - 3-27-2007 at 10:04 PM

hahaha...
Was is an Enzyte commercial with that guy bob?

BDx13 - 3-27-2007 at 11:25 PM

at a month shy of three years, my girl is stuck on simply, "why?"

ENDERA.x - 3-27-2007 at 11:41 PM

lol. kids are awesome.

XHonusWagnerX - 3-28-2007 at 08:30 AM

My friends have a 3 year old daughter and a couple of weeks ago she was running around naked and just started peeing. She doesnt wear diapers or have accidents (usually) so I'm not sure what happened. But it was hysterical because when her mom asked what happened she said "I peed out my vulva"

stateofdisgrace - 3-28-2007 at 08:39 AM

My ten year old thinks she knows it all. Constantly in trouble with Mom. Says she gets it from me. How that is I am unsure when the wife is always barking orders.....Hmmmm;)

Voodoobillyman - 3-28-2007 at 09:13 AM

Mine will be two in July and her thing is oohhhhhh whats that????? It comes out in rapid fire and sounds like utzat!utzat!utzat!utzat! and we just say, thats the sky, thats grass, thats a car, thats a baby. She picks up words like crazy now, I have to seriously watch my cussin around her. I've gotten alot better at it, but hate it when I let one slip around her, I just can't stand the thought of her repeating a nasty word because I said it in front of her. She loves animals, she can say what the animal is and do the noise they make, I can play that game all day long:)

stateofdisgrace - 3-28-2007 at 10:11 AM

Cute......

upyerbum - 3-28-2007 at 10:46 AM

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Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
Mine will be two in July


When my girl was about three we were driving across the bridge adn I honked my horn at someone. She pipes up and says shes going to honk the horn when she drives. I tell her she can honk the horn all she wants when she's 16, she says...."I'm gonna be horny." I shit you not, I almost choked.

Voodoobillyman - 3-28-2007 at 10:53 AM

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Originally posted by upyerbum
Quote:
Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
Mine will be two in July


When my girl was about three we were driving across the bridge adn I honked my horn at someone. She pipes up and says shes going to honk the horn when she drives. I tell her she can honk the horn all she wants when she's 16, she says...."I'm gonna be horny." I shit you not, I almost choked.


I can see my eyes falling out of my head at a statement like that from my lil one

upyerbum - 3-28-2007 at 11:56 AM

Yea, it caught me completely unaware, my wife and I still chuckle about that (me, rather nervously).

GabeTexasGAMC - 3-28-2007 at 12:12 PM

my kid called me into the room the other day...
"hurry, run dad!"
ok, so he wants me to see a comercial for some spa/whirlpool thing.
Says thats what he wants.
Dont we all kid.
He also loooves to say BOOOORING, when im watching stuff on tv he doesnt like.
Hes 6.

XHonusWagnerX - 3-29-2007 at 09:30 AM

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Originally posted by upyerbum
Quote:
Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
Mine will be two in July


When my girl was about three we were driving across the bridge adn I honked my horn at someone. She pipes up and says shes going to honk the horn when she drives. I tell her she can honk the horn all she wants when she's 16, she says...."I'm gonna be horny." I shit you not, I almost choked.


Hhahahahahaha!!

DaveMoral - 3-29-2007 at 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
Mine will be two in July and her thing is oohhhhhh whats that????? It comes out in rapid fire and sounds like utzat!utzat!utzat!utzat! and we just say, thats the sky, thats grass, thats a car, thats a baby. She picks up words like crazy now, I have to seriously watch my cussin around her. I've gotten alot better at it, but hate it when I let one slip around her, I just can't stand the thought of her repeating a nasty word because I said it in front of her. She loves animals, she can say what the animal is and do the noise they make, I can play that game all day long:)


My wife's been hounding me about my mouth lately... Don't want my son to say "fuck" as his first word.

I shit you guys not though.. I was at Borders the other day lookin at comics and I saw this 6 or 7 year old kid sneak an FHM off the magazine rack and go kneel in a corner to look at it. It was hilarious because he was sneaking up on it and snatched it quick before the chick store clerk could see him do it.

Voodoobillyman - 3-30-2007 at 07:21 AM

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Originally posted by DaveMoral
Quote:
Originally posted by Voodoobillyman
Mine will be two in July and her thing is oohhhhhh whats that????? It comes out in rapid fire and sounds like utzat!utzat!utzat!utzat! and we just say, thats the sky, thats grass, thats a car, thats a baby. She picks up words like crazy now, I have to seriously watch my cussin around her. I've gotten alot better at it, but hate it when I let one slip around her, I just can't stand the thought of her repeating a nasty word because I said it in front of her. She loves animals, she can say what the animal is and do the noise they make, I can play that game all day long:)


My wife's been hounding me about my mouth lately... Don't want my son to say "fuck" as his first word.

I shit you guys not though.. I was at Borders the other day lookin at comics and I saw this 6 or 7 year old kid sneak an FHM off the magazine rack and go kneel in a corner to look at it. It was hilarious because he was sneaking up on it and snatched it quick before the chick store clerk could see him do it.


Thats awesome!!!!! I used to do that kind of shit in the Waldenbooks with heavy Metal mag, look at all the well drawn titties and such.

DaveMoral - 3-30-2007 at 10:35 AM

Yeah, now Guitar World sells mags with Jenna Jameson on the cover. Heavy Metal was always a fascination of mine as a kid.