Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the
bowl?DaveMoral - 3-30-2007 at 09:20 PM
Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet?
Homer: It's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet, but maaaan heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
Creepy looking old guy in a bazaar in a Halloween special: The frogurt is also cursed.
I also like the episode with the M&M and Mars Chocobot Hour where the sign to the chocobots' lair says "Fortress of Chocolatude"DaveMoral - 3-30-2007 at 09:21 PM
Also...
Homer: You stole our best names like Bruce and Julian and Lance. It's just...
Gay toy store owner played by John Waters: Queer?
Homer: And that's another thing, you can't say that word, that's our world for making fun of you!DAK - 3-30-2007 at 11:50 PM
MnnnnnnBEEERRRRRRRR!!!!DaveMoral - 3-30-2007 at 11:55 PM
"Can't talk now, eating."random - 3-31-2007 at 01:38 AM
Moe: You know what I blame this on the downfall of? Society!
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Homer: Apu, give me some of that imported beer Skittlebrau, the one with the candy floating around in the beer.
Apu: I'm sorry, sir, but no such thing exists. You must have dreamed it.
Homer: Well then, just get me a six-pack of Duff and some Skittles.random - 3-31-2007 at 01:46 AM
Mr. Burns: I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation to him (Richard Nixon)?
Smithers: I don't think so, sir, they write and pronounce their names differently.
(Sorry, it's playing in the background.)upyerbum - 3-31-2007 at 09:12 PM
Mr. Burns: Smithers. use the amnesia ray.
Smithers: You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr Burns: Fill it up with petroleum distillate and revulcanize my tires post-haste.DaveMoral - 3-31-2007 at 10:11 PM
Burns: Have the Rolling Stones killed.
Smithers: Sir, those were the Ramones.
Burns: I said have the Rolling Stones killed.ENDERA.x - 3-31-2007 at 10:28 PM
You'll have to talk louder I'm only wearing a towel.
or
That's a paddlin.DaveMoral - 4-1-2007 at 12:01 AM
Paddlin' a raft... that's a paddlin'.DaveMoral - 4-1-2007 at 12:02 AM
You know, recently I liked it when they did that Halloween special with the War of the World bit and the whole city went apeshit because of it...
"Big Band Stu says twenty-three ska-doo."Kid Ugly - 4-1-2007 at 12:27 AM
I can't do this, there are way too many.newbreedbrian - 4-1-2007 at 01:02 AM
"you know you go through life, you try to be nice to people. you try to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face. and for what?"DaveMoral - 4-1-2007 at 07:47 AM
Auditions to play Burns in his movie:
Bumblebee Man: Excellente!
Homer: Exactly...
Reineir Wolfcastle as Radioactive Man: Up and at them.clevohardcore - 4-1-2007 at 09:13 AM
"UP and At them"
^^^^^ HAHAHA. I love that episode.
"AAAAAHHHHH! MY EYES!!!!! Deeez GLASSES DO NOTHING."
-Radioactive manDaveMoral - 4-1-2007 at 09:29 AM
Hahahaha YES!DaveMoral - 4-1-2007 at 09:33 AM
Troy McClure: Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!
Moe: Hi, my name's Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes'
Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his
neon claws!
Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power ... like God must feel when he's holding a gun
Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
Joey runs out of the bar sobbing
Barney: Hey! Joey Jo Jo!
Ralph: I bent my wookie
Moe: Garage?!? Well laa dee daa mister French man!
Homer: What do you call it?
Moe: A car hole.
Homer: When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it
was dark and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy.
Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy
boxing and such and such.DaveMoral - 4-1-2007 at 09:49 AM
I am really really really bored.DaveMoral - 4-1-2007 at 09:54 AM
Homer: The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten.
Homer: "You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity"
Carl: This candy is subpar. Any religion that embraces carob is not for Carl Carlson
Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.
Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Homer: All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress
people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.JawnDiablo - 4-1-2007 at 09:49 PM
tonight
Marge "revenge never solved anything"
Homer: "then why is America in Iraq?"
the dedication to the charachters that died in starwars was pretty funny....
family guy also had a funny star wars spoofmorgan - 4-1-2007 at 11:47 PM
"Save me Jebus!"
"Ummm... sacreliscious."upyerbum - 4-2-2007 at 07:32 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by juandiablo
tonight
Marge "revenge never solved anything"
Homer: "then why is America in Iraq?"
the dedication to the charachters that died in starwars was pretty funny....
family guy also had a funny star wars spoof
That was a good episode tonight. "Poison Lenny". CR83 - 4-2-2007 at 09:12 AM
This thread is awesome. Check out this site. VERY good
I missed this sundays show but I did get to seee FAMILY GUY. The new FAMILY GUY was awsome as usual.necrobutcher - 4-2-2007 at 08:14 PM
God has no place in this school like facts have no place in organized religion.DaveMoral - 4-2-2007 at 11:41 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by morgan
"Save me Jebus!"
"Ummm... sacreliscious."
I'd like to preface that with what Homer said directly before that... "I don't even believe in Jebus!"
Also, earlier in that episode as he's being chased by all things PBS as he's being driven away by Lovejoy Elmo says "Elmo knows where you live."upyerbum - 4-3-2007 at 12:48 PM
In the same episode.
"I may not know much about God, but we sure did build a nice cage for him."DaveMoral - 4-3-2007 at 07:19 PM
That's one of the greatest Simpsons episodes ever.newbreedbrian - 4-3-2007 at 11:31 PM
i gotta get out of here, i got a hot date.....a date........dinner with friends........dinner alone......ok i'm going home to ogle the girls in the
victoria secret catalog.......sears catalog.upyerbum - 4-4-2007 at 11:31 AM
(trying to think up a name for their motorcycle gang)
Flanders: I was thinking of something a tad less sacreligious.
Moe: How about "The Christ Punchers"?
(Homer before launching homemade rocket)
"We are about to break the surly bonds of gravity and punch the face of God".
