What is your bar tab game- Basically, are you a scumbag

CR83 - 4-5-2007 at 03:53 PM

Tally it up and Title it..."My Bar Tab Is...

Mine was 730

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -$50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close
friend --$20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $5
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend >-- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Tally it up and Title it..."My Bar Tab Is...

Voodoobillyman - 4-5-2007 at 04:18 PM

310, I'm a freakin saint apparently compared to you bro

CR83 - 4-5-2007 at 04:24 PM

DAMNIT! C'mon Voodoo lie a little bit. Help me out man.

moron - 4-5-2007 at 04:28 PM

I only got 155. Im a goody-goody.

newbreedbrian - 4-5-2007 at 04:31 PM

280

DAK - 4-5-2007 at 04:44 PM

170
I am a fat nerd. Not too much sex over here.

JawnDiablo - 4-5-2007 at 04:56 PM

$540 makes me a scumbag i suppose...

gavin - 4-5-2007 at 05:03 PM

475

JawnDiablo - 4-5-2007 at 05:04 PM

whats so bad about ricans i ask?

JUICE MAYNE MSHC - 4-5-2007 at 05:07 PM

$105

CR83 - 4-5-2007 at 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by juandiablo
whats so bad about ricans i ask?

Yeah, I didn't get that either.

upyerbum - 4-5-2007 at 05:12 PM

715

CR83 - 4-5-2007 at 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by upyerbum
715

NOW we are talkin'!

Kid Ugly - 4-5-2007 at 05:17 PM

320.

moforn - 4-5-2007 at 06:00 PM

470, I don't really think I'm that depraved

tireironsaint - 4-5-2007 at 07:14 PM

615

upyerbum - 4-5-2007 at 07:17 PM

I coulda gone 740, but I was being conservative.

Discipline - 4-5-2007 at 07:26 PM

710

necrobutcher - 4-5-2007 at 07:37 PM

525. Could be worse.

JawnDiablo - 4-5-2007 at 07:53 PM

somethin tells me there might be some incestual gays amongst us haha

Discipline - 4-5-2007 at 07:57 PM

Upyerbum might have a subtle lifestyle choice behind his name.

JawnDiablo - 4-6-2007 at 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by Boycott Christian HC

Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisReed83
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20

Does Dominican Republic count?

from working with ricans for the last few years, i know to never mistake and call them dominicans or mexicans. im serious. they get real offended for some reason. the one tells me its like calling a black guy a nugger. i was like ok ortiz whaterve

Muttley - 4-6-2007 at 12:53 PM

Holy fucking shit... I gotta check my math. 855?

EDIT: every time I check my math it goes HIGHER. So I'll leave it at 855.

EDIT #2: 810 is the official total. I think.

upyerbum - 4-6-2007 at 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by Discipline
Upyerbum might have a subtle lifestyle choice behind his name.

It doesn't ask if you're pitchin' or catchin'.

XHonusWagnerX - 4-6-2007 at 03:57 PM

Holy shit... Im straight edge and I got $410

RomanticViolence - 4-6-2007 at 04:01 PM

380.

I have a problem with the "prices" up there.

How can cheating on your significant other with their relative or close Friend be only --$20
While having sex for money is -- $100. I mean technically in a way doesn?t everyone do that? Like taking someone out somewhere and buying them dinner and then going home to fuck.

JawnDiablo - 4-6-2007 at 04:11 PM

so i can add another hundred to it if i think like that......

XHonusWagnerX - 4-6-2007 at 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RomanticViolence
380.

I have a problem with the "prices" up there.

How can cheating on your significant other with their relative or close Friend be only --$20
While having sex for money is -- $100. I mean technically in a way doesn?t everyone do that? Like taking someone out somewhere and buying them dinner and then going home to fuck.

so.... lets go out for dinner.

JawnDiablo - 4-6-2007 at 04:25 PM

readded it

now i have a 750
gosh

Discipline - 4-6-2007 at 04:26 PM

If you got to count each one for every time you've done it, I'd have over a million on jackin off alone.

JawnDiablo - 4-6-2007 at 04:27 PM

what does ass to mouth get ya?

RomanticViolence - 4-6-2007 at 04:40 PM

Would buying fuck books or movies be considered "buying sex"?

JawnDiablo - 4-6-2007 at 05:06 PM

whats a fuck box?

RomanticViolence - 4-6-2007 at 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by juandiablo
whats a fuck box?

I would like to know that as well.

Siczine.com - 4-6-2007 at 06:36 PM

I believe a fuck box is a vagina.....
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