I shit my pants earlier.

RomanticViolence - 4-8-2007 at 10:54 PM

I think I?m getting stomach flu.
My boyfriend has it. I thought
I would be a good girlfriend by taking care of him. I gave him lots of water, flashed my boobs and put on Forest Gump because retards have healing powers (I?m being totally fucking serious about this.)

And? after using caution I still got sick. Fuck.

That is all.

tireironsaint - 4-9-2007 at 12:00 AM

Did you take the follow up action we discussed?

XHonusWagnerX - 4-9-2007 at 10:01 AM

Boobs huh?

I think I might be getting a cold... cough cough cough... sneeze!

GabeTexasGAMC - 4-9-2007 at 11:39 AM

dude.
beewbs can heal anything!

JawnDiablo - 4-9-2007 at 12:18 PM

I just shat, and it burned.

beaner - 4-10-2007 at 03:49 PM

yeah it went through my family like wildfire over the weekend. kids were puking, then i shit my pants also. great eh?

upyerbum - 4-10-2007 at 08:48 PM

Nothing to add, but I haven't missed a pants-shitting thread to date. No new stories to add
(not regrettably). Hope you're feeling better. Buckley's kills everything.

Discipline - 4-10-2007 at 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GabeTexasGAMC
dude.
beewbs can heal anything!

Damn skippy.

Siczine.com - 4-10-2007 at 09:11 PM

This goes for everyone...lets say you shit your favorite pair of pants. Would you try to salvage them or throw them out?

Discipline - 4-10-2007 at 09:15 PM

Would depend on how bad a shit it was.

Siczine.com - 4-10-2007 at 09:50 PM

good point,...let's say a mild squirt (does a number on the undies but it isn't fucking your shoes).

Discipline - 4-10-2007 at 10:32 PM

In that case, I'd wash them. If there's no stain it's all good. I can't afford to throw away clothes without a damn good reason.

tireironsaint - 4-10-2007 at 10:38 PM

Yeah, hose 'em out in the tub then wash 'em. If there's no evidence, it never happened. I'm sure as fuck not gonna run around in pants with a mysterious ass-stain, but I can't afford new pants along with unpaid time off from work for being sick.

godabandonedme - 4-10-2007 at 10:45 PM

Reading this thread I laughed juice out of my nose.

Siczine.com - 4-10-2007 at 11:01 PM

It's official. No stain, they're still good.

RomanticViolence - 4-11-2007 at 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tireironsaint
Yeah, hose 'em out in the tub then wash 'em. If there's no evidence, it never happened. I'm sure as fuck not gonna run around in pants with a mysterious ass-stain, but I can't afford new pants along with unpaid time off from work for being sick.

Agreed. Hose them off first and then put them in the washer. You don't want to clean your clothes in a washer full of Diarrhea soup.
Keep the pants. Throw the underwear away if there that bad though.

Voodoobillyman - 4-11-2007 at 08:46 AM

Keep the pants, there is a wonderful market for stain removers these days and I have had a few doozie pant shitting scenarios myself. Never had to lose the clothes, the underdrawers are ruined no matter what, you just can't look at them the same way ever again.

crazyfists28 - 4-12-2007 at 06:09 PM

i like the term diarrhea soup