If your a hot chick and can fart loud... Howard Stern wants you!

XHonusWagnerX - 4-12-2007 at 04:23 PM

WE ARE LOOKING FOR THE HOTTEST CHICK WHO CAN ALSO BLAST THE LOUDEST, LONGEST, MOST DISGUSTING FARTS. IF THAT'S YOU, AND YOU WANT A CHANCE TO WIN $5000, SEND IN A TAPE OR DVD DEMONSTRATING YOUR AMAZING FARTING TALENTS!

Send entries into:

Hottest Chick/Loudest Fart The Howard Stern Show 1221 6th Ave 36th Floor New York, NY 10020

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SIRIUS HOWARD STERN 2007 HOTTEST CHICK, LOUDEST FART CONTEST OFFICIAL RULES

1. NO PURCHASE IS NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN THIS PROMOTION. The SIRIUS Howard Stern 2007 Hottest Chick, Loudest Fart (this ?Promotion?) begins on April 9, 2007. Entries must be received from April 9, 2007 through May 10, 2007 (the ?Promotion Entry Period?).

2. Eligibility. This Promotion is open only to individuals (?Entrants?) who are legal residents of the continental United States, are 18 years or older as of the beginning of the Promotion Period and are female. Officers, directors, employees, contractors, representatives and agents of Sirius Satellite Radio Inc. (?Sirius?), Clips4Sale, Inc., One Twelve, Inc, XM Satellite Radio Inc. and their respective immediate families and household members are not eligible to enter this Promotion. Each Entrant must be willing and able to complete the tasks identified in Section 4(b) of these Official Rules, during the specified time period.

3. How to Enter. To enter this Promotion, Entrant must submit a DVD or VHS recording, no more than 5 minutes in length, of Entrant revealing why she is the hottest chick with the loudest fart (?Recording?), and send the Recording, via U.S. Mail or overnight delivery service, with a 3x5 card with Entrant?s name, date of birth, address, telephone number and e-mail address to: the 2007 Howard Stern Hottest Chick, Loudest Fart Contest, 1221 Avenue of the Americas, 36th Floor, New York, New York, 10020.(?Entry(ies)?). Entries must be received by May 10, 2007. Sirius is not responsible for any misdirected, lost, late, postage due, illegible, inaccurate or incomplete entries, and such entries will be void. All Entries become the property of Sirius and will not be returned or acknowledged. Proof of sending or submission will not be deemed to be proof of receipt by Sirius. Limit one Entry per person, per e-mail address, and per household. Submission of an Recording grants Sirius, Howard Stern, Clips4Sale, Inc., and One Twelve, Inc. and their respective agents the unlimited and exclusive right to record, copy, publish, use, edit, exhibit, distribute, license, sublicense, adapt and/or modify the Recording, in any and all media, including, but not limited to, satellite radio, satellite and cable television, mobile phones, and the internet (streaming and/or archiving for download), without any additional consent from or compensation to Entrant. Entrant represents and warrants to Sirius, Howard Stern and One Twelve, Inc. and Clips4Sale, Inc. that her Recording does not: (a) contain any persons younger than the age of legal consent, (b) contain any persons who have not participated of their own free will, and (c) will not violate the intellectual property rights of any third party, and/or will not give rise to an action against Sirius, Howard Stern, One Twelve Inc. and/or Clips4Sale, Inc. based in rights of publicity, invasion of privacy, defamation, libel, slander and other personal and property rights. None of Grand Prize Winner (as defined below), other Finalists (as defined below) and/or other Entrants shall be entitled to receive any compensation or credit for any use of their Recordings.

4. Winner Selection.

a. Round 1. On or about May 10, 2007, a panel of judges, made up of on-air and production personnel associated with the Sirius? Howard 100 and Howard 101 channels (collectively the "Judges"), will judge all entries using the following criteria, sound of fart, length of the fart, looks and wackiness. The Judges will select will select at least four Entrants based on the highest scores for the criteria above (the "Finalists").

b. Round 2. Each Finalist will be required to sign a travel, eligibility, liability and publicity release (collectively "Release") which will require verification of social security number for tax purposes prior to participating in Round 2. In addition, Finalists must be legally available to travel to New York City during the week of May 21, 2007 on dates and times determined by Sponsor or will forfeit her right to compete further in this Promotion. Each of the Finalists will travel to New York City to appear live on the Howard Stern Show during the week of May 21st, 2007 Each Finalist will be asked to be on the Howard Stern Show and the Finalists will be judged by Howard Stern and/or other members of the cast of the Howard Stern Show (the ?Stern Cast?). The Stern Cast will select one grand prize winner (the ?Grand Prize Winner?) who is judged to be the best in the ?Hottest Chick with the Loudest Fart? contest. In the event of a tie, the tying Entrants with be re-judged for his or her interest as a fan of Howard Stern.

5. Prize. Sirius will award the Grand Prize Winner a certificate as The Hottest Chick with the loudest fart and a check for $5,000 (the ?Grand Prize?). The approximate retail value of the trips for the Finalists is $2,000 per trip. Actual retail value of the trips depends on location of the Finalist and fares at time of departure. Finalists? trip includes: round-trip coach air transportation for one to New York from a major commercial airport in the continental United States, near the winner?s primary residence, as determined by Sirius (Sirius reserves the right to substitute ground transportation for air transportation if winner resides within 150 miles of New York City), airport transfers to New York City and 2-nights hotel accommodations (single occupancy room and room tax only). All other expenses not mentioned herein, including without limitation, ground transportation not mentioned, additional hotel amenities, meals, any other expenses and gratuities, are the sole responsibility of the winner. Travel and hotel accommodations are subject to availability and are offered on an if-used basis. Taxes, if any, are the responsibility of the Finalists and Grand Prize Winner.

6. Prize Winners. Each potential Entrant and her Entry shall be subject to verification and the requirements of these Official Rules. Sirius will notify Finalists by telephone. If a potential Finalist does not respond to the phone notification within five days, is found to be ineligible, is unable to travel on the required dates and/or fails to execute any documentation required by Sirius within the time frame allowed, Sirius will consider such potential Finalist to have forfeited the right to compete in the Promotion and/or right to the Grand Prize and will select an alternate runner up Finalist. Sirius reserves the right to disqualify any Entrant for any reason, including without limitation, if that Entrant has not complied with these Official Rules or has interfered, in Sirius? sole opinion, with the proper conduct of this Promotion. By entering this Promotion, unless prohibited by law, each Entrant grants to Sirius the right to use, display, distribute or publish such Entrant?s and any person appearing on the Recording?s names, likenesses, photographs, voices, addresses (city and state), biographical information (including release papers), and any material based thereon or derived there from, or to refrain from so doing, in any manner in any and all media, whether now known or hereafter devised, anywhere in the world in perpetuity in connection with this Promotion or as Sirius otherwise determines in its sole discretion, and for purposes of advertising or trade in promoting or publicizing Sirius, without compensation. Acceptance of a Prize constitutes a waiver of any claims to compensation, royalties, or other remuneration for such use.

7. Use of Entrant Information for Marketing Purposes. By entering this Promotion, Entrant agrees that, unless Entrant otherwise opts out by writing "OPT-OUT" on her 3x5 entry card, Sirius and its partners may each use Entrant?s, physical and/or e-mail address to contact Entrant regarding Sirius? satellite radio service and other Sirius offers and/or promotions.

8. Dispute Resolution; Limitation of Liability. Each Entrant agrees to release, defend, indemnify and hold harmless Sirius, Howard Stern, One Twelve, Inc., Clips4Sale, Inc., and those working on their behalf, and each of their respective officers, directors, representatives, employees, agents, successors and assigns, from any damage, injury, death, loss or other liability, either at law or equity, whether known or unknown, asserted or non-asserted, that may arise from or in any way relate to any Entrant?s participation in this Promotion or the awarding, acceptance, use or misuse of any prize. Any and all disputes, claims, and causes of action arising out of or in connection with this Promotion, shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action. This Promotion shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of the State of New York, regardless of principles of conflicts of laws that may require the application of the laws of another jurisdiction. Any action or litigation concerning this Agreement shall take place exclusively in the federal or state courts sitting in New York, New York, and each Entrant expressly consents to the jurisdiction of and venue in such courts and waives all defenses of lack of jurisdiction and inconvenient forum with respect to such courts. Each Entrant agrees to service of process by mail or other method acceptable under the laws of the State of New York. ANY CLAIMS, JUDGMENTS AND/OR AWARDS SHALL BE LIMITED TO ACTUAL OUT-OF-POCKET COSTS ASSOCIATED WITH ENTERING THIS PROMOTION. ENTRANT HEREBY WAIVES ANY RIGHTS OR CLAIMS TO ATTORNEY?S FEES, INDIRECT, SPECIAL, PUNITIVE, INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OF ENTRANT, WHETHER FORESEEABLE OR NOT AND WHETHER BASED ON NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE.

9. General Conditions. By entering this Promotion, each Entrant agrees to be bound by these Official Rules and the decisions of Sirius. In addition, each Entrant represents and warrants that all information contained in his/her Entry is true and accurate. Sirius is not responsible for any printing errors in these Official Rules. None of Sirius, Howard Stern, One Twelve, Clips4Sale, Inc., or Universal shall be responsible for injury or damage to Entrants? or to any other person's computer related to or resulting from participating in this Promotion. In the event this Promotion is compromised for any reason (including computer virus, tampering, bugs, computer malfunction, fraud, unauthorized intervention or other causes beyond the control of Sirius) which, in the sole opinion of Sirius or Howard Stern, corrupts or impairs the administration, security, fairness or proper play of this Promotion, Sirius and Howard Stern reserve the right in their sole discretion to suspend, modify or terminate this Promotion. None of Sirius, Howard Stern, One Twelve, Inc. or Clips4Sale, Inc. shall be responsible if this Promotion cannot be implemented or prize cannot be awarded due to delays or interruptions due to acts of God, acts of war, strikes, governmental action, natural disasters, weather or acts of terrorism. Entrants who do not comply with these Official Rules or attempt to interfere with this Promotion in any way in Sirius' sole discretion shall be disqualified. This Promotion is void where prohibited.

10. Promotion Sponsor; Obtaining a Winner's List. This Promotion is sponsored by Sirius Satellite Radio Inc. 1221 Avenue of the Americas, 36th Floor, New York, New York 10020. To receive a list of Finalists and Grand Prize Winner, send a self-addressed, stamped envelope, and a note identifying the name of this Promotion, after the Promotion Period has ended but within 120 days of the last date of the Promotion Period, to the address above, Attention: Promotions Department.

JUICE MAYNE MSHC - 4-12-2007 at 05:09 PM

man, they will get 3 pigs to participate and lie and say they're hot during the show. Then I'll go to the website that night and confirm that they are, in fact, pigs. Just like Miss Black Howard Stern, Hottest Amputee, Hottest Ex-Con, Hottest Super-fan, etc, etc.

Discipline - 4-12-2007 at 05:16 PM

Stupidity abounds.

XHonusWagnerX - 4-12-2007 at 09:50 PM

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Originally posted by JUICE MAYNE MSHC
man, they will get 3 pigs to participate and lie and say they're hot during the show. Then I'll go to the website that night and confirm that they are, in fact, pigs. Just like Miss Black Howard Stern, Hottest Amputee, Hottest Ex-Con, Hottest Super-fan, etc, etc.

The amputee was hot!