Funny REAL names of kids or adults you know or know of....

XHonusWagnerX - 4-20-2007 at 11:31 AM

I have friends that gave their son the middle name CHICAGO because of a line from "Children in Heat" the Misfits song....

Children in heat
Are young little kindle wood
I see them burning
They all changed their names to Chicago

and then since the son had a city as a middle name they gave their the middle name JAMESTOWN because thats where the husbands dad lived before he past away.

I also remember someone on another message board debating over 2 names before his son was born.... PONY BOY and BARAKA

thedog - 4-20-2007 at 12:52 PM

My sister works in a school where one of Jeremiah Trotter's ( Philadelphia Eagles Linebacker)
kids goes to school. and one of his daughters, not the one in this school,
is named Tremil ( not sure of the spelling).

It is supposed to sound like "Tre - Mill" , cause his first contract was for 3 million dollars.

One of the other kids in her class is named Semaj,
which is his brothers name backwards = James .

Discipline - 4-20-2007 at 01:03 PM

When I was a kid I knew a girl named Heather Hamburger.

Dave - 4-20-2007 at 02:38 PM

when i was younger there was a girl in my neihborhood named January

Lucabrasi - 4-20-2007 at 03:12 PM

I knew a kid named Forest. His siblings were named Moon and Sky. I also knew a kid named Leaf.

XHonusWagnerX - 4-20-2007 at 03:13 PM

My mom had a friend named Autumn

upyerbum - 4-20-2007 at 10:21 PM

I knew a girl named Happy. She was cool.

DaveMoral - 4-20-2007 at 10:41 PM

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Originally posted by Lucabrasi
I knew a kid named Forest. His siblings were named Moon and Sky. I also knew a kid named Leaf.

Were they perhaps members of the vegan cult in Hawaii that River and Jaochin Pheonix grew up in? They all name their kids after stuff in nature...

I went to school with a Michael Hunt and a Sunshine Flowers.

Lucabrasi - 4-20-2007 at 11:09 PM

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Originally posted by DaveMoral

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Originally posted by Lucabrasi
I knew a kid named Forest. His siblings were named Moon and Sky. I also knew a kid named Leaf.

Maybe. I just figured they got their names because their parents were hippies.

GabeTexasGAMC - 4-21-2007 at 12:24 AM

my little dude is names ATOM.
he rules.

morgan - 4-21-2007 at 01:17 AM

My friend's son was named Darby Luke Meyer. Darby coming from Darby Crash and Luke came from the fact that He always wanted to be able to say "Luke I am your father."

BDx13 - 4-21-2007 at 07:37 AM

Six sisters that are old friends of our....
Willow, Rainy, Savanah, Breezy, Zoe and Beth.

I heard a woman on Fulton Mall in Brooklyn calling for her kid once... "Caliber, get over here!"

While our first kid was in the hospital in Manhattan, we overheard another mother there who wanted to name her newborn daughter Nemesis. The nurse wouldn't let her. Turns out she didn't even know what it meant, just thought it sounded cool.

beaner - 4-21-2007 at 07:49 AM

we had a teacher at school called terry watt (t.watt)

so we just called him twat head.

still makes me laugh now hehehe

JawnDiablo - 4-21-2007 at 08:08 AM

i knew someone whos parents named her Brooke Lynn....

DaveMoral - 4-21-2007 at 09:59 AM

You always find winners in the ghetto... Mercedes and what have you.

clevohardcore - 4-22-2007 at 11:47 PM

I know this kid named Stimey when I was much younger. Also I knew this black dude named James but his mother called him Pimp since birth and became his name until he murdered his x girlfriend and ended up in prison. Then it became James again in the court system. Even our 5th grade teacher called him Pimp. I heard he got out last year.

funny story about James(Pimp) as kids growing up in the ghetto we used to run around getting into trouble. Well one of the things we did for a while was back int he day when cable TV first came out it use dot have a really big black changer with buttons that stuck out huge ont he remote. Well that remote would work on ANY tv that had cable. No matter the home. So we used to peak into the windows of living rooms and change the channels when they were watching. It was so fucking funny watching people flip out and not know what was going on. It was a riot. that was until we did it so much that it got around and well his mom found out. One night 3 of us went ot his house and started it. His mom was dressing in camflage and drunk. Well she chased us over a fence into a field and began to throw shit an us and threated to kill us. It was fucked up. A huge fucking black drunk mom in camo threatening your life over a TV changer is crazy. Fuck the ghetto.

Discipline - 4-23-2007 at 12:39 AM

The manager at a Wendy's near me is named Afuq, and it is indeed pronounced A-Fuck.

DAK - 4-23-2007 at 10:07 AM

My middle name is Dak. My family and friends call me Dak. But at work and when I was in school I went by Chris, which s short for Christopher my first name. I did that because I so sick of having to correct my name. Jack, Zack.

forsaken - 4-24-2007 at 02:52 AM

head prefect at my high schools name was christine rap ... so on the yearbook it had the prefects list with 'c. rap, head prefect' yeah ... she definetly got called "crap head" alot after that.

not really a funny name but y'know ... bored and shit.

JawnDiablo - 4-24-2007 at 07:38 AM

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Originally posted by clevohardcore
I know this kid named Stimey when I was much younger. Also I knew this black dude named James but his mother called him Pimp since birth and became his name until he murdered his x girlfriend and ended up in prison. Then it became James again in the court system. Even our 5th grade teacher called him Pimp. I heard he got out last year.

funny story about James(Pimp) as kids growing up in the ghetto we used to run around getting into trouble. Well one of the things we did for a while was back int he day when cable TV first came out it use dot have a really big black changer with buttons that stuck out huge ont he remote. Well that remote would work on ANY tv that had cable. No matter the home. So we used to peak into the windows of living rooms and change the channels when they were watching. It was so fucking funny watching people flip out and not know what was going on. It was a riot. that was until we did it so much that it got around and well his mom found out. One night 3 of us went ot his house and started it. His mom was dressing in camflage and drunk. Well she chased us over a fence into a field and began to throw shit an us and threated to kill us. It was fucked up. A huge fucking black drunk mom in camo threatening your life over a TV changer is crazy. Fuck the ghetto.

haha we pulled the same sit in high school on the VCR while watching a film in class.
My friend got caught and the disciplinarian couldnt help but laugh at the situation.

CR83 - 4-24-2007 at 09:41 AM

My mom has a friend named Dorkus.
Growing up I knew a girl named Polly Puckett
A girl that works with Mrs. Reed83 wanted to name her daughter Jezabell. Her reason was that "it is in the bible". We quickly talked them out of it.