Colonics

XHonusWagnerX - 5-8-2007 at 02:26 PM

Lots of talk on Howard the other day about Colonics because of a weight loss contest.

Anyone ever had one and had any fucked up stuff come out of them or know someone that has?

JawnDiablo - 5-8-2007 at 02:40 PM

I want one.....

DAK - 5-8-2007 at 02:42 PM

fruit

JawnDiablo - 5-8-2007 at 02:49 PM

oh come on, theres nothing more satisfying than taking a gigantic dump. this is a huge dump with the aid of medical science. however i dont know about having a doctor jamming tubes up my ass. perhaps a cute nurse.

JUICE MAYNE MSHC - 5-8-2007 at 02:55 PM

Penn & Teller just did an episode of Bullshit! on colonics. According to their research it doesn't really benefit you at all to have one done. Not to mention the people who administer those things aren't required to be ceritified by any medical institution.

JawnDiablo - 5-8-2007 at 03:00 PM

why one would want to become the ass juicer is a mystery to me anyways.....

Discipline - 5-8-2007 at 03:24 PM

One of the guys on Ultimate Fighter 5 got one done to lose some weight. The woman doing it was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too excited about her job. She let him know that she wanted to see a "mud slide."

JawnDiablo - 5-8-2007 at 03:27 PM

hahahahhahahahaa

clevohardcore - 5-8-2007 at 03:46 PM

If this were proven, a REAL benefit and legit I would do this. then again I drinkt the black coffee so I got a nature colon mudslide.

The idea of ANYTHING in my ass unless it is to save my life is out of the question.

crazyfists28 - 5-8-2007 at 04:35 PM

i have a very sensitive stomach and my mom wants me to get it checked out but ive decided that id rather get the shits than have to endure something like this. i know when you get older that its innevitable that a doctor is probably going to stick a finger or a tube in your ass but i'll wait until i have absolutely no choice

upyerbum - 5-8-2007 at 05:01 PM

"If you like Pina Colonics......"

clevohardcore - 5-8-2007 at 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by upyerbum
"If you like Pina Colonics......"

^^^^^ AHAHAHA

necrobutcher - 5-9-2007 at 08:30 PM

I believe it is safer to just get a Fleet enema and clean yourself out. Not that I have done this....

Kid Ugly - 5-9-2007 at 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crazyfists28
i have a very sensitive stomach and my mom wants me to get it checked out but ive decided that id rather get the shits than have to endure something like this. i know when you get older that its innevitable that a doctor is probably going to stick a finger or a tube in your ass but i'll wait until i have absolutely no choice

I hope to be in a pine box before I reach this age.