Dump

Discipline - 5-30-2007 at 03:10 PM

Just took a giant one. It was one for the record books.

Good times.

JawnDiablo - 5-30-2007 at 03:11 PM

i try to have a huge one after my coffee each morning.
i have to do it before i leave for work.
this place is a pain to poop in.
too many people and one bathroom.
always a turd burglar rattling the handle when i am trying to lay cable....

moron - 5-30-2007 at 03:30 PM

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always a turd burglar rattling the handle when i am trying to lay cable....

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I almost spit my tea out of my nose on that one!!!

moron - 5-30-2007 at 03:31 PM

and Ive had a few exciting experiences in "shitting at work"

whoa!

Barnesey - 5-30-2007 at 04:21 PM

you ever pile on such a dump that it goes above "sea level"? I've did it twice in one sitting.

JawnDiablo - 5-30-2007 at 04:23 PM

hell yeah!
daves famous barbeque empties my pipes something fierce

upyerbum - 5-30-2007 at 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by Discipline
Just took a giant one. It was one for the record books.

Pictures, man, pictures. I was in the army with a dude who used to carry around a picture of this massive turd he pushed out, and he used to ask chicks if they wanted to see a picture of his "baby".

Discipline - 5-30-2007 at 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by Barnesey
you ever pile on such a dump that it goes above "sea level"? I've did it twice in one sitting.

On a few different occasions I've had it pile up until it touched my ass. Kind of disturbing.

upyerbum - 5-30-2007 at 08:46 PM

The worst is the gigantic fart that just sprays whole entire inside of the bowl and you're just praying that the flush will take care of it.

RomanticViolence - 5-30-2007 at 08:51 PM

This is great!

moron - 5-30-2007 at 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by Barnesey
you ever pile on such a dump that it goes above "sea level"? I've did it twice in one sitting.

On a few different occasions I've had it pile up until it touched my ass. Kind of disturbing.

It touched your ass???? DAMN! The toilet at work is small and has a low water level so Ive had my pile stick out over the water, but Ive never had it touch my ass! That's impressive.

Now, the follow up question is......... how many flushes did that one take?

morgan - 5-30-2007 at 09:10 PM

The only words of wisdom I can offer are stay far away from cream of jalapeno soup.

Discipline - 5-30-2007 at 09:36 PM

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Originally posted by Barnesey
you ever pile on such a dump that it goes above "sea level"? I've did it twice in one sitting.

On a few different occasions I've had it pile up until it touched my ass. Kind of disturbing.

Three. Two fer all the shit, and one for the toilet paper.

MyOwnWay - 5-30-2007 at 10:02 PM

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Originally posted by juandiablo
daves famous barbeque

The night I signed My Turn To Win, I treated them to this restaurant. I havnt been back since but I do remember it going damn near right thru me, and I had an hour and a half drive home. And if memory serves me correctly, it was worth every single bite.

I still have some of the hot bbq sauce they sold by the bottle. Some of the best damn bbq sauce I have ever tasted.