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"hardcore dancing came from the metal people, like Slipknot"

BDx13 - 6-5-2007 at 11:02 AM

http://www.fuelcybercafe.com/movies/hardcore.mov

Discipline - 6-5-2007 at 11:34 AM

I want to beat the shit out of all the little faggots in this video.

newbreedbrian - 6-5-2007 at 12:18 PM

good lord

DaveMoral - 6-5-2007 at 12:21 PM

Faggots! What the hell???? They're treating this like it's a goddamned sport!

Hahahahaa. Seriously, the names for some of this shit...even though they've been around for years... really does sound like a Hong Kong action flick. Seriously..

Spoiler - 6-5-2007 at 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by newbreedbrian
good lord

upyerbum - 6-5-2007 at 04:42 PM

My names, Gaytard, and I've been a gaytard for about a year now. I learned how to be a gaytard from my gaytarded friends, and nothing I do or say has anything to do with punk rock, so will someone please kill me.

Discipline - 6-5-2007 at 05:24 PM

That's the part that cracks me up, when they tell us how long they've been "hardcore dancing."

"Uh, about 3 months now, my friend taught me how."

The one guys story on the origins is fucking hysterical. "Uh, I heard that one time, a guy went to a show and was having a bad day and just went off. Then it became a trend or something."

upyerbum - 6-5-2007 at 06:16 PM

I guess I'll have to get a choreographer next time I snap. Maybe some background dancers.

beaner - 6-6-2007 at 07:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by upyerbum
My names, Gaytard, and I've been a gaytard for about a year now. I learned how to be a gaytard from my gaytarded friends, and nothing I do or say has anything to do with punk rock, so will someone please kill me.



hahahahaha

DaveMoral - 6-6-2007 at 05:17 PM

Unbelievable. I wanted to punch each and every one of these kids.

Jason the Magnificent - 6-6-2007 at 05:22 PM

This is the best thing ever.

DaveMoral - 6-6-2007 at 05:29 PM

Why because it confirms everything we believe about the state of hardcore today?

Jason the Magnificent - 6-6-2007 at 07:19 PM

At least these kids are being honest...most kids in HC would deny till their dying breath they did/are doing the same thing.

DaveMoral - 6-6-2007 at 07:37 PM

True.

Discipline - 6-6-2007 at 07:42 PM

Very true.

DaveMoral - 6-6-2007 at 07:43 PM

I just love the names given to this stuff. It literally sounds like some kung fu movie stuff. Kids should start shouting out what they are going to do like they do in kung fu movies.

"PICK THE CLOUDS!!"

Discipline - 6-6-2007 at 07:45 PM

Picking up change has been around for years, although the guy called it "Change pick up," nice grammar you little fuck.

What the fuck is pick the clouds?

DaveMoral - 6-6-2007 at 07:46 PM

When like kids grab at the air or something. I just think that's the most Hong Kong sounding thing that kid said. Hilarious.

I love their crappy whirlwind kicks too...

Jason the Magnificent - 6-6-2007 at 08:06 PM

The best part is probably how they go out of their way to make this a doc about 'dancing' yet the dancing parts are so dark you can barely tell what the hell is happening.