it sucks when....

JawnDiablo - 6-26-2007 at 06:48 AM

....you go and take the morning shit after drinking 3 cups of coffee and the fuckin toilet backs up and the only thing you didn't buy when you moved in was a damn plunger!

BDx13 - 6-26-2007 at 06:54 AM

...and you gotta wake the woman with whom you just took up residence and say, "baby, best hold it till ya get to work today!"

Dave - 6-26-2007 at 09:11 AM

haha wicked

upyerbum - 6-26-2007 at 11:22 AM

The toilet here at work requires 2 or 3 flushes, but it doesn't drain until the waters about a half an inch from the lip, I've had some tense moments.

moron - 6-26-2007 at 11:32 AM

Ive clogged the toilet at work several times. It's always a test of nerves.

jonnynewbreed - 6-26-2007 at 12:11 PM

I work in a bar and when we have private parties some people take the leftover ice and put it in the toilet to melt. It always pisses me off because this is the bathroom that I use on a regular basis so i've decided somthing.

Next time I go in there and there is a bown heaped full of ice i'm going to take a 3 coiler ontop of it as a parting gift to the offending staff member. It would melt perfectly into the ice and be a nice little surprise for whoever uses the can next.

I'll take photos for everyone and post them up here when I do.

JawnDiablo - 6-26-2007 at 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jonnynewbreed
I work in a bar and when we have private parties some people take the leftover ice and put it in the toilet to melt. It always pisses me off because this is the bathroom that I use on a regular basis so i've decided somthing.

Next time I go in there and there is a bown heaped full of ice i'm going to take a 3 coiler ontop of it as a parting gift to the offending staff member. It would melt perfectly into the ice and be a nice little surprise for whoever uses the can next.

I'll take photos for everyone and post them up here when I do.

a 3 coiler!
thats fuckin awesome!

Siczine.com - 6-26-2007 at 04:27 PM

Man there is nothing worse than a clogged toilet with no plunger. It's the worst when someone in your own household doesnt tell you it's clogged and you get a unwelcomed surprise.

Man, I'm not going to lie I'll throw my hand in the bowl before I let that shit ruin my bathroom floor.

Discipline - 6-26-2007 at 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juandiablo
....you go and take the morning shit after drinking 3 cups of coffee and the fuckin toilet backs up and the only thing you didn't buy when you moved in was a damn plunger!

That happened to me too. My girlfriend dropped something in the toilet by accident (can't remember what it was but I remember it was plastic) and didn't feel like pulling it out so she just flushed it. Why should she care, she didn't live here yet. So I took a giant shit without knowing this and flushed it and it was plugged. Some buddies of mine were coming over to do some drinking so I told them to bring a plunger with them if the planned on using the toilet at some point during the evening.

upyerbum - 6-26-2007 at 09:24 PM

Kid+popsicle stick+toilet=fuck

Murk - 6-26-2007 at 11:07 PM

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Originally posted by juandiablo
a 3 coiler!
thats fuckin awesome!

LOL.

random - 6-26-2007 at 11:19 PM

Am I sharing too much if I say that too much coffee is likely to tear up my stomach and give me the liquid shits that don't clog the toilet?

Muttley - 6-27-2007 at 01:13 AM

My toilet was replaced two weeks ago and it works like a charm.... I've tried to beat the damn thing to death but it takes all my punishment. And laughs at me.

JawnDiablo - 6-27-2007 at 06:18 AM

i saw a $3000 toilet / biday combo on ebay ...it was fuckin amazing