WELL,BEING AS JOE COFFEE DID PLAY A WHOPPING 2 SONGS, I FIGURED I'D CHIME IN ON THE EVENTS OF THIS PASSED WEEKEND.
THE VENUE:
THE HOOK, IN THE REDHOOK SECTION OF BROOKLYN....REALLY NICE VENUE...SOUND SYSTEM WAS AN ACTUAL SOUND SYSTEM...STAGE WAS NICE AND COMFORTABLE...NICE
SIZED ROOM...OUTDOOR YARD AREA TO GO AND SMOKE/DRINK TO GET AWAY FROM THE NOISE...GREAT.
THE PROBLEM?
IT'S IN FUCKING REDHOOK ! I DON'T CARE HOW THEY'RE TRYING TO GENTRIFY THE JERNT - IT'S STILL NO MAN'S LAND,AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR IT'S A BITCH
AND A HALF TO GET TO ANYTHING OUT THERE (WHICH,AINT A LOT).
THE BANDS :
LET'S BE HONEST - IF THIS WAS 1982,AND TOXIC REASONS AND THE FREEZE WERE PLAYING A SHOW IN NY,I'D BEEN THERE WITH BELLS ON.
BUT,LET'S BE HONEST: IT'S 2007,AND THE MAJORITY OF "PUNK" CONCERT ATTENDEES HAVE NEVER HEARD OF EITHER BAND.IF SOME OF THESE BANDS WERE ON TOUR,OF
ACTUALLY DID TRAVEL FROM FAR AND WIDE JUST TO PLAY THESE SHOWS - THEN YOU HAVE MY APOLOGIES,AND YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN PAID AT LEAST CLOSE TO WHATEVER
YOUR GUARANTEES WERE.I'VE BEEN DICKED OVER BEFORE,MANY TIMES,AND IT SUCKS BALLS.
WHEN MY GIRL AND I,AFTER BEING STUCK/GETTING LOST IN TRAFFIC,FINALLY ARRIVED AT THE VENUE - AS SOON AS I WALKED IN I THOUGHT TO MYSELF "NO ONE'S
GETTING PAID,TONIGHT.".I WASN'T THINKING ABOUT THE BANDS (IT BEING A "BENEFIT",I WASN'T EXPECTING ANYTHING),BUT THE PEOPLE THAT WERE
WORKING.SECURITY,SOUND,WHATNOT...WE PLAYED OUR WHOPPING 2 SONG SET (I WAS LATE...BUT THERE WAS NOTHING AT ALL GOING ON AT THE CLUB. WHY COULDN'T ONE
OF THE BANDS THAT WERE THERE SITTING AROUND DOING FUCK ALL GO ON TO AT LEAST KEEP SOME MOMENTUM GOING TO KEEP THE LITERAL HANDFUL OF PAYING ATTENDEES
INTERESTED/ENTERTAINED?? OH YEAH...I FORGOT...76% UNCERTAIN ARE FAR TOO IMPORTANT A BAND TO GO ON BEFORE THEIR ALLOTED SET TIME..."TIME WARP" FROM
ROCKY HORROR??? NIGGA,PLEASE...BUT,I DIGRESS..)AND I REALIZED THAT WE WERE BASICALLY PLAYING TO WHATEVER BANDS THAT HAD PLAYED/WERE GOING TO
PLAY...NONE OF YOU "SEASONED VETERANS" FIGURED THAT OUT BEFORE YOU WENT ON?WERE YOU SECRETLY HOPING THAT "YOUR AUDIENCE" HAD YET TO SHOW UP?MAYBE THEY
WERE ON THAT FABLED SHUTTLE BUS THAT WAS TO PICK PEOPLE UP AT THE TRAIN STATION,50 LIGHT YEARS AWAY,AND ARE RIGHT NOW ONLY GETTING TO THE CLUB...AND
WHO THE FUCK WOULD GIVE THE L.E.S STITCHES A CONTRACT TO PLAY??
NONE TOO LONG AGO,A LOT OF THESE BANDS WOULD'VE PLAYED AT THE OPENING OF A ENVELOPE - NOW THEY'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATIONS...PUNK AS
FUCK.
BOTTOM LINE?
THE PROMOTER TOTALLY GOT IN WAY OVER HER HEAD,AND PLANNED THIS "FEST" WITH THE ENTHUSIASM,AND BUSINESS ACCUMEN,OF A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL.NOVEL IDEA,NOT A
WINNING COMBINATION.$35 IS A LOT OF MONEY FOR A SHOW(S) OF HAS BEENS,NEVER WERE'S,WHO THE HELL'S?,AND MAYBE ONE DAY'S...THE MONEY SAVING $60 FOR BOTH
DAYS MUST HAVE SOMEONE EATING THEIR HAT...USE ADOBO...MAKES ANYTHING TASTE HALF-WAY EDIBLE...IF THESE SHOWS WERE BROKEN DOWN INTO A ONE NIGHT
EVENT,WITH THE "CHOICEST" OF THE BANDS PLAYING,AT A VENUE CLOSER TO CIVILIZATION - IT MAY HAVE WELL WORKED,AND WORKED WELL.BUT,THAT PROVERBIAL ROAD TO
HELL...WITH ALL THAT PAVING,YOU'D THINK IT'D BE A SMOOTHER RIDE BY NOW..
MY SYMPATHIES GO OUT TO THE PEOPLE THAT WORKED THE SHOWS,AND GOT NOTHING FOR THEIR TIME.
UNITY,KIDS!
IT'LL GET YA PLACES...
REV. PAULIE BEARER
PS:AND,WHAT ABOUT THE ORPHANS???THE ORPHANS????
PSS: DON'T FUCK WITH THE ORPHANS!!!
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