Let the women know!

MyOwnWay - 7-12-2007 at 10:53 AM

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY

AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN OR AL QUAEDA MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN, OTHER THAN HIS WIFE, NAKED AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.

SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSES COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.

ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN OR AL QUAEDA, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIVES AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.

AND SINCE THE TALIBAN AND AL QUEDA ALSO DO NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TERRORIST SENTIMENT. FOR GOOD MEASURE, HAVE VARIOUS PORK PRODUCTS COOKING ON YOUR BBQ GRILL.

THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY

Discipline - 7-12-2007 at 11:19 AM

I shall head up the Canadian part in this great mission.

JawnDiablo - 7-12-2007 at 12:08 PM

can there just be an age and weight restriction on this..theres lots of beasts on my block...

DaveMoral - 7-12-2007 at 04:36 PM

That's literally the gayest thing I've ever heard.

Muttley - 7-12-2007 at 05:22 PM

I'll be outside with a 40 and a lawn chair.

Must be under 35 years of age & under 200 lbs (i'm being generous).

Siczine.com - 7-12-2007 at 05:25 PM

That's just crazy haha

tireironsaint - 7-12-2007 at 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by DaveMoral
That's literally the gayest thing I've ever heard.

C'mon now, you like Star Wars and Vegan Reich, this can't possibly be gayer than either of those things.

DaveMoral - 7-12-2007 at 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by tireironsaint

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Originally posted by DaveMoral
That's literally the gayest thing I've ever heard.

C'mon now, you like Star Wars and Vegan Reich, this can't possibly be gayer than either of those things.

I said gay, not nerdy and vegan obscure nerdy.

tireironsaint - 7-12-2007 at 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by DaveMoral

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Originally posted by tireironsaint

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Originally posted by DaveMoral
That's literally the gayest thing I've ever heard.

C'mon now, you like Star Wars and Vegan Reich, this can't possibly be gayer than either of those things.

I said gay, not nerdy and vegan obscure nerdy.

I was assuming you meant gay in that sort of connotation since we're talking about a joke based around the premise of seeing naked women. I can understand that it might hit a little close to your religion and you might find it in bad taste, but "gay" doesn't really seem to be the correct term to apply to this.

defstarsteve - 7-12-2007 at 09:33 PM

a joke about seeing nekkid girls is not gay....
may not be in good taste, but not gay, (but still funny as hell)
gay would be if the joke was about all of us overweight bald scary guys stripped and walked around....
now that would be fucking gay

thedog - 7-13-2007 at 10:42 AM

naked women + alcohol + suicidal terrorists = not gay

JawnDiablo - 7-13-2007 at 10:56 AM

naked drunken suicidal terrorists however is quite gay and I dissaproove

RomanticViolence - 7-13-2007 at 11:22 AM

You guys are great!
That is all.

Discipline - 7-13-2007 at 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by defstarsteve
a joke about seeing nekkid girls is not gay....
may not be in good taste, but not gay, (but still funny as hell)
gay would be if the joke was about all of us overweight bald scary guys stripped and walked around....
now that would be fucking gay

It would be disturbing in all sorts of ways.

DaveMoral - 7-13-2007 at 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by tireironsaint

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Originally posted by DaveMoral

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Originally posted by tireironsaint

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Originally posted by DaveMoral
That's literally the gayest thing I've ever heard.

C'mon now, you like Star Wars and Vegan Reich, this can't possibly be gayer than either of those things.

I said gay, not nerdy and vegan obscure nerdy.

I was calling "gay" more on the first statement being that even the most extreme Muslim man has to commit suicide if he sees a woman other than his wife naked AND the whole idea of going out and looking at naked women to prove you're not a terrorist. Just a lame joke if you ask me.

upyerbum - 7-14-2007 at 07:30 PM

Its the absurdity of it that makes it funny.