Ever had a pool cue break off in your ass?

Six66Mike - 7-23-2007 at 09:59 PM

Well it happened in Tasmania to some poor bastard...

http://news.brisbanetimes.com.au/tas-man-jailed-over-pool-cu...

A MAN rammed a pool cue into the rectum of a drunken friend with such force it snapped off, leaving 31 centimetres stuck inside his bowel, the Tasmanian Supreme Court in Hobart has been told.

Roofer Matthew Noel Triffett, 21, who'd previously pleaded guilty to a charge of grievous bodily harm, was given a six-month jail sentence, suspended for two years, and was ordered to perform 140 hours of community service.

Before passing sentence today, Justice Ewan Crawford said he'd intended jailing Triffett immediately, but the fact that he co-operated with police, pleaded guilty early and was well regarded by his employer, were mitigating circumstances.

"It was a criminally reckless act, but a momentary one, committed stupidly by a very drunk man who thought it funny at the time, without real malevolence for the complainant," Justice Crawford said.

The court was told Triffett had drunk alcohol at various locations around Hobart to celebrate the birthday of one of two friends with him at the time.

Justice Crawford said the trio ended up at the Village Green Tavern, east of Hobart, where the complainant crashed to the floor with his buttocks exposed while his friend ran around the pub in the nude.

He said Triffett had used considerable force to thrust the cue into the man's anus, including lateral force, because it snapped in two.

"What he (Triffett) did excites disgust and horror," Justice Crawford said.

He said Triffett thought it was a big joke until the full extent of what he had done was revealed.

In crippling pain, the complainant went home and removed the cue from his rectum.

Unable to tolerate the agony any longer, he went to Royal Hobart Hospital three days later and underwent immediate surgery for a perforated colon.

His body waste had been emptying into his body cavity, which could have killed him, Justice Crawford said.

The injured man was discharged from hospital three weeks later but he had to return later for further surgery to have a colostomy bag removed.

Justice Crawford said the complainant had since suffered intense and on-going pain.

JawnDiablo - 7-23-2007 at 10:48 PM

dude....i mean...what the hell kind of friend is that?

Murk - 7-23-2007 at 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by Six66Mike
He said Triffett had used considerable force to thrust the cue into the man's anus, including lateral force, because it snapped in two.

lateral force??? this is too funny. what was everyone else doing? how do you get that drunk?

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Originally posted by Six66Mike
In crippling pain, the complainant went home and removed the cue from his rectum.

WENT HOME?! why wouldn't you have the guy who put it in there help get it out, let alone get it out right away? who watches a pool cue snap off in someone's ass and just let's them go home?

hahaha. too funny.

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Originally posted by Six66Mike
He said Triffett thought it was a big joke until the full extent of what he had done was revealed.

oh yeah, so this might have happened again if no complications arose?

JawnDiablo - 7-23-2007 at 11:18 PM

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Originally posted by Murk

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Originally posted by Six66Mike
He said Triffett had used considerable force to thrust the cue into the man's anus, including lateral force, because it snapped in two.

lateral force??? this is too funny. what was everyone else doing? how do you get that drunk?

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Originally posted by Six66Mike
In crippling pain, the complainant went home and removed the cue from his rectum.

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Originally posted by Six66Mike
He said Triffett thought it was a big joke until the full extent of what he had done was revealed.

oh yeah, so this might have happened again if no complications arose?

I am horrified by all of this

clevohardcore - 7-23-2007 at 11:30 PM

ya that is one stupid asshole.

random - 7-23-2007 at 11:56 PM

I would murder my "friend" if that happened to me. Even if I happened to be convicted, it might still be worth it.

Six66Mike - 7-23-2007 at 11:56 PM

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Originally posted by Murk

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Originally posted by Six66Mike
In crippling pain, the complainant went home and removed the cue from his rectum.

haha no shit, who goes home with a pool cue in their ass, and then pulls it out? The whole story is funny as hell.

Discipline - 7-24-2007 at 01:07 AM

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Originally posted by juandiablo
dude....i mean...what the hell kind of friend is that?

Muttley - 7-24-2007 at 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by Murk
how do you get that drunk??

BDx13 - 7-24-2007 at 02:31 PM

this is all Bam's fault.

Siczine.com - 7-24-2007 at 04:07 PM

Thats what the son of a bitch gets for leaving his asshole exposed. If I saw two dudes running around nude I would applaud someone stabbing them with a cue stick.