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new Anal Cunt

Murk - 8-10-2007 at 09:30 PM

as usual, the song titles don't disappoint...

1. All Our Fans Are Gay 1:28
2. Limp Bizkit Think They?re Black, But They?re Just Gay 0:48
3. You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You 1:00
4. Hebosaurus 0:30
5. Even Though Your Culture Oppresses Women, You Still Suck, You Fucking Towelhead 1:11
6. If You Don?t Like The Village People, You?re Fucking Gay 0:35
7. Obviously Adopted 0:57
8. Walker, Texas Corpse 1:35
9. The Word Homophobic Is Gay 0:26
10. You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick 0:31
11. Bonus Track #4 0:23
12. You Quit Doing Heroin, You Pussy 1:14
13. Fred Shitbreath 1:05
14. Beating Up Hippies For Their Drugs At A Phish Concert 0:31
15. Anyone Who Likes The Dillenger Escape Plan Is A Faggot 1:00
16. I?m Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt 0:37
17. South Won?t Rise Again 1:00
18. I?m Glad Jazz Faggots Don?t Like Us Anymore 1:08
19. Bonus Track #5 1:30
20. Ha Ha Halocaust 1:28
21. We?re Not ?in Da House? You Fucking Wigger 0:46

BDx13 - 8-10-2007 at 11:19 PM

holy shit, that's great.

JawnDiablo - 8-11-2007 at 10:55 AM

holy shit indeed!

Jason the Magnificent - 8-11-2007 at 12:25 PM

Thats actually from a 2001 7"

the lyrics are better than the titles, haha

Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay

Fred Durst is a fucking faggot
He thinks he's black, but he's just gay
He cancelled a show 'cause he sprained his ankle
He's also a fucking midget

[Chorus:]
You're not fucking black, you're just fucking gay (x2)
You're fucking gay

The guitarist wears a mask
To hide the cum stains on his face
They're the gayest band I've ever seen
And I've seen the Culture Club live

[Chorus]

Fred wears a hat to hide his baldness
I refuse to believe blacks think he's cool
I wish he'd beaten and raped by some black guy
And see if he still wants to be black

I must be a moron because these always crack me up.
http://www.darklyrics.com/a/analcunt.html

crazyfists28 - 8-11-2007 at 05:30 PM

I also like the fact that the songs probably average out to be 45 seconds long

Siczine.com - 8-11-2007 at 06:16 PM

These dudes crack me up