my work weekend

gavin - 8-27-2007 at 11:05 AM

1. had a dude puke on my hand
2. had a chick almost piss on my shoe
3. had a fight with a black fag and his 2 fag hag friends

what a life i have

JawnDiablo - 8-27-2007 at 11:58 AM

did you get to kick anyone's ass Geoff?
at least a boot to the head as they were falling?

JawnDiablo - 8-27-2007 at 11:59 AM

OK explain the chick nearly pissing on your shoe, I'm interested in this one...

gavin - 8-27-2007 at 12:13 PM

this girl pass out
as i was holding her up waiting for the chair someone was grabbing for her, she pissed everywhere

if it wasnt for my ninja like moves, she woulda pissed on my leg and shoe

upyerbum - 8-27-2007 at 04:40 PM

Reflexes of a jungle cat.

JUICE MAYNE MSHC - 8-27-2007 at 05:36 PM

the tattoo shop I go to has, as I'm sure you have, had all kinds of people pissing on themselves, shitting in their pants, all that stuff.

The 2 brothers that own the shop are buddies with a lot of cops. One night one of their cop friends decides to be funny and kicks open the door with his gun drawn and yells "Everybody freeze! Memphis Police Department!" and this girl just pisses all over herself in the chair. Funny as goddamn shit.

morgan - 8-27-2007 at 07:17 PM

Seriously... why the fuck would people being pissing and shitting themselves?

gavin - 8-27-2007 at 08:40 PM

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Originally posted by morgan
Seriously... why the fuck would people being pissing and shitting themselves?

some people lose control when they pass out
they are 9 outta 10 times unaware that it happened when they wake up

upyerbum - 8-27-2007 at 09:07 PM

If we're not careful this is gonna' turn into one of "those" threads.

JawnDiablo - 8-27-2007 at 10:17 PM

and here i thought the only bodily fluids one may come in contact tattooing were blood and sweat.

tireironsaint - 8-27-2007 at 11:26 PM

Weird, aside from the occasional whiny or moaning person, the shop I work in pretty much never has anybody reacting in odd ways. And then today we had two people pass out multiple times during their sessions. One of whom was getting something about two inches tall on her wrist and claiming it was the worst pain she has ever felt. I wonder about the sheltered lives some people lead.

gavin - 8-28-2007 at 03:01 AM

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Originally posted by tireironsaint
Weird, aside from the occasional whiny or moaning person, the shop I work in pretty much never has anybody reacting in odd ways. And then today we had two people pass out multiple times during their sessions. One of whom was getting something about two inches tall on her wrist and claiming it was the worst pain she has ever felt. I wonder about the sheltered lives some people lead.

what do you do in the shop you work at?

panzerkreuzer - 8-28-2007 at 06:01 AM

mr bad vibesw, maybe i overread it, but was is your job. sounds weird what happened.

Six66Mike - 8-28-2007 at 06:02 AM

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Originally posted by MrBadVibes
3. had a fight with a black fag and his 2 fag hag friends

Read it as black flag and wondered how the fuck you fight a black flag & its gay friends.

upyerbum - 8-28-2007 at 07:34 AM

My buddy was tattoing a guy one time and we were out front trying not to laugh cuz the way buddy was grunting and groaning it sounded like he was getting fucked up the ass, the guy walks out and he's this enormous black guy, and Paul the tattoo artist is a little black guy, it was pretty funny.

gavin - 8-28-2007 at 09:56 AM

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Originally posted by panzerkreuzer
mr bad vibesw, maybe i overread it, but was is your job. sounds weird what happened.

i work the floor at a tattoo shop

tireironsaint - 8-28-2007 at 08:29 PM

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what do you do in the shop you work at?

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