real names

BDx13 - 9-13-2007 at 01:14 AM

i have a friend who works for a nonprofit that reviews police cases that may not have been handled correctly. this email arrived from my friend just a minute ago:

Hello friends --

Some first names I've seen (on police reports and such) recently:

Cerenity

Deweaver

Damon-yon

Clevester

Learnteen

Cerealraye

Cannezetta

Arlanders

Anquienette

Aquaylis

Kalundra

Dayniese

Booshondia

Aquanetta

JawnDiablo - 9-13-2007 at 06:53 AM

i had a warrant out for me for 2 years once and didnt know it because the cop who wrote my shit up screwed up my zip code and it never got fixed,,,,

newbreedbrian - 9-13-2007 at 02:34 PM

maybe someday i'll meet my Booshondia

JawnDiablo - 9-13-2007 at 04:03 PM

i see boqueesha everyday at the bus stop.
perhaps they related

moforn - 9-13-2007 at 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by newbreedbrian
maybe someday i'll meet my Booshondia

"C'mere Boosh, I need some lovin'"

Discipline - 9-13-2007 at 05:46 PM

There are some funny names out there, and I see many now that I'm working in collections. A few I've see this week alone;

Mannhore (first name)
Mannmeat (first name)
Kun Buth (say it aloud, sounds like Coon Booth)

The best ones come about because the cell phone company I'm collecting for allows people to change the name that comes up on call display when they call somebody. Then the billing is changed to that name as well. My boss has posted some up on a board for laughs. Some of those include:

The Count
John F'nrules
Joe Isking
Mike Hunt (the classics never die)
Matt the Magician
El Fantastico

and they wonder why we sometimes have trouble tracking people down.

BDx13 - 9-13-2007 at 10:37 PM

oh shit, that's funny.

clevohardcore - 9-13-2007 at 11:27 PM

this is good stuff.

XHonusWagnerX - 9-14-2007 at 07:45 AM

Theres a guy that goes to the same comic shop as I do who had his name legally changed to DARTH MAUL... Ive seen his license and its hysterical to see!

upyerbum - 9-14-2007 at 08:44 AM

That's it. I'm legally changing my name to El Fantastico.

BDx13 - 9-14-2007 at 10:16 AM

my brother in law's license plate is sith lord

CR83 - 9-14-2007 at 10:44 AM

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Originally posted by BD
my brother in law's license plate is sith lord

That makes me sad. I'm sure he's a good dude and all but I still feel sad for him.

I have no idea what I'd change my name to on my cell phone caller ID. It would be fun though.

XHonusWagnerX - 9-14-2007 at 11:13 AM

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Originally posted by BD
my brother in law's license plate is sith lord

My license plate is XEDGEX

JawnDiablo - 9-14-2007 at 11:16 AM

I am the Antichrist.

jonnynewbreed - 9-14-2007 at 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by newbreedbrian
maybe someday i'll meet my Booshondia

booshanda.

Discipline - 9-14-2007 at 04:50 PM

Last summer I worked with a guy named Nimrod. He was from Hungary,and apparently it's a normal name over there.

Murk - 9-14-2007 at 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by BD
Aquanetta

hmmm, i wonder where the inspiration for that name came from?

DaveMoral - 9-15-2007 at 12:52 PM

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Originally posted by Discipline
Last summer I worked with a guy named Nimrod. He was from Hungary,and apparently it's a normal name over there.

Nothing like naming your kid after a Biblically vilified Babylonian tyrant!

Seriously... Aquanetta. Wow. Parents hair metal fans or something?

I knew a guy that changed his name to Aaron Edge on the same day I changed my name.

Discipline - 9-15-2007 at 01:37 PM

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Originally posted by DaveMoral

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Originally posted by Discipline
Last summer I worked with a guy named Nimrod. He was from Hungary,and apparently it's a normal name over there.

Did you change your name too a muslim name? If so, why is it that so many people their names when they convert to Islam? Is it a requirement? Not trying to sound ignorant, just curious.