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Name the new band

jonnynewbreed - 11-24-2007 at 07:01 PM

So, Dave from the new breed, Ian from Risky Business and I are forming a new band yet to be titled. We are going to be a new force in Halifax, NS.

We are going to be the best fucking punk rock cover band in the history of cover bands and will perform a weekly gig in Halifax.

We will do covers by but not limited too: DKM, Avail, SLF, Social D, Ramones, The Clash, The Replacements, Cock Sparrer and whatever is requested by the people coming to see us play.

Anyone who has ideas for names should post them here. The winning name will get a lifetime of free admitance to our shows locally. I don't care that most of you life far away, you'll just have to make the trek up north every week to redeem your prize.

Thanks.

Dave - 11-24-2007 at 08:10 PM

haha

nice

my choice is still:


Dead Heroes Sleep

Murk - 11-24-2007 at 09:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by jonnynewbreed
the best fucking punk rock cover band

that sounds like a cool name right there. :yes:

panzerkreuzer - 11-24-2007 at 10:46 PM

i prefer "headlliner". reads always good on a flyer.

XHonusWagnerX - 11-24-2007 at 10:50 PM

X-Members of New Breed and Risky Buisness = NEW BUISNESS

Headliner is pretty funny, but Im a fan of TO BE ANNOUNCED

Discipline - 11-24-2007 at 11:04 PM

Jonny Stiffy and the Sloppy Pussies

JawnDiablo - 11-24-2007 at 11:23 PM

Stink Finger and the Rosey Palmers

jonnynewbreed - 11-25-2007 at 02:18 AM

nice. i'm fuckin g drunk right now. Got loaded off red wine wiht my wife. SHe let me stay out and make a fool of my self at my cocerkers house. Fuck the rosey palmers and fucl the slpoy pusies. I think you guys scuk. come up with a better name for th ebna dne .

fuck this shi t i' gon to ebd.

brooklyn - 11-25-2007 at 06:54 AM

COLLATERAL
YESTERDAY's FUTURE

upyerbum - 11-25-2007 at 08:57 AM

The Urinators

jonnynewbreed - 11-25-2007 at 09:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by jonnynewbreed
nice. i'm fuckin g drunk right now. Got loaded off red wine wiht my wife. SHe let me stay out and make a fool of my self at my cocerkers house. Fuck the rosey palmers and fucl the slpoy pusies. I think you guys scuk. come up with a better name for th ebna dne .

fuck this shi t i' gon to ebd.


Wow.

JawnDiablo - 11-25-2007 at 11:36 AM

drunk posts rule don't they?

jonnynewbreed - 11-25-2007 at 12:01 PM

i feel like a small dog shit in my mouth and there are a thousand tiny little children playing drums in my head.

Dave - 11-25-2007 at 04:56 PM

hah

clevohardcore - 11-25-2007 at 06:37 PM

Teabag and the sequals

DAK - 11-25-2007 at 06:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by jonnynewbreed
nice. i'm fuckin g drunk right now. Got loaded off red wine wiht my wife. SHe let me stay out and make a fool of my self at my cocerkers house. Fuck the rosey palmers and fucl the slpoy pusies. I think you guys scuk. come up with a better name for th ebna dne .

fuck this shi t i' gon to ebd.


Is this some kind of secret Canadian language??

XHonusWagnerX - 11-25-2007 at 07:45 PM

Magnum and the P.I.'s
Drunktank
Otis and the Town Drunks
Penelope Cruise and the Tomcats
Tribute
Dudley and the Do-Rights

JawnDiablo - 11-25-2007 at 07:52 PM

Jiggy Jawn & the Ebonix

upyerbum - 11-26-2007 at 09:05 AM

Who's playing drums, who's playing bass?
I take it you're singing, Dave's strummin', what's Ian doing?

CR83 - 11-26-2007 at 10:11 AM

Mark Down and The Discounts
Camel Toe and Beers

upyerbum - 11-26-2007 at 12:09 PM

Captain Poopchute and The Cabinboys

jonnynewbreed - 11-26-2007 at 01:01 PM

I'm playing guitar, dave's playin guitar, Ian is playin bass and Chris is playing Drums.

XHonusWagnerX - 11-26-2007 at 02:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by jonnynewbreed
I'm playing guitar, dave's playin guitar, Ian is playin bass and Chris is playing Drums.


so have any of the names caught your eye or ear?

BDx13 - 11-26-2007 at 02:57 PM

"fuck this shi t i' gon to ebd." is a good name.

upyerbum - 11-26-2007 at 06:16 PM

SuperStank

XHonusWagnerX - 11-26-2007 at 08:30 PM

Border Jumper
Krack in the Road
Ricky Williams Dealer
18-0

Dave - 11-26-2007 at 08:41 PM

haha

i found a band name generator some funny shit it comes up with:
http://www.bandnamemaker.com/

* Butt-ugly Box
* Defamed Habitat
* Happy Hooker
* Junkee Ozone
* Joyful Tron And The Controller
* Mangled Spot
* Bump Hump
* Tight Of The Western
* High Monarch Of The Efficient Burden
* Flailing Drama
* Dejected Axis And The Beast
* Fourth Goat And The Core
* Panting Wind
* Pathetic Of The Sensual
* Abyss Blank
* Stressful Fuse And The Sweet Minor
* Creeping Outfit And The Genetic Apathy
* Grave Nuts
* Imperative Holiday
* Industrial Morning
*Screaming Frig

from another name generator:

Minefield Confusion
Risky Vigilence Disappearance

upyerbum - 11-26-2007 at 09:08 PM

I like GraveNuts, you could have every CD cover designed like a cereal box.
Industrial Morning has a strange kinda' ring to it.

upyerbum - 11-26-2007 at 09:21 PM

Itchy and The Willnots

Dave - 11-26-2007 at 09:43 PM

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT


HOLD IT!!!!!!!!


I GOT IT!!!


Jonny & The Puke Cocks

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XHonusWagnerX - 11-26-2007 at 10:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Dave
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT


HOLD IT!!!!!!!!


I GOT IT!!!


Jonny & The Puke Cocks

:shocked2:



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What about Puke Cock and the Jonnies?

jonnynewbreed - 11-27-2007 at 07:42 AM

no comment. I'm a married man now and refuse to divulge stories from my past. You'll just have to join our band and get in the van to hear any stories from my past.

:barfy:

Dave - 11-27-2007 at 07:47 AM

haha i love it.

jonnynewbreed - 11-27-2007 at 08:22 AM

hit's and misses.

BDx13 - 11-27-2007 at 10:27 AM

Gutters & Strikes

upyerbum - 11-27-2007 at 10:46 AM

Its right out of The Simpsons, but I always thought "Moe Syzlak & The ChristPunchers" would be a good name for a band.

Discipline - 11-27-2007 at 01:18 PM

Listen to the "Names for Bands" track on Jello Biafra's first spoken word album. He came up with some funny ones and made fun of Youth of Today at the same time. Good stuff. I remember a couple.

John Wayne on Acid
Witch Penis
Madonna Death Cult
Redundant Youth