You probably have heard of the concept of chicken soup for the soul, but one California entrepreneur wants to quench your spiritual thirst with Holy
Drinking Water.
Yes, the bottled-water business has finally gotten religion. "The initial idea behind this product is to provide people with a daily reminder that
they can and should do good in life and that they may not be as bad of a person as they think," according to the product's Web site.
Holy Drinking Water's "creator," Brian Germann, claims the beverage has indeed been blessed by a priest from a church near the product's Stockton,
Calif. bottling plant.
At first marketed locally, but now available for purchase online, Germann says about 3,000 bottles of Holy Drinking Water have been sold at 99 cents a
pop.
But those of us who may not be completely right with the Almighty, Holy Drinking Water has a warning label: "If you are a sinner or evil in nature,
this product may cause burning, intense heat, sweating, skin irritations, rashes, itchiness, vomiting, bloodshot and watery eyes, pale skin color, and
oral irritations."
If this is true, drinking it seems a waste. If you suspect someone is an evil-doer, just squirt some liquid damnation on them.
