CR83
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Farting at the gym
Man, I had some SERIOUS gas at the gym this morning. I'm eating spinach twice a day now and the gas it gives me is incredible on top of what creatine
and joggin already give me.
It was painful man. It was the real hot and thick ones too. Poor gal on the treadmill next to me. She learned a valuable lesson this morning.
Never pick a treadmill next to someone if you can avoid it.
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Lucabrasi
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one of my friend loves to drop bombs wherever he is. He'll be in the checkout line and let one rip and could care less what the people around him
think. Me on the other hand am nothing like that.
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CR83
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I think your friend is pretty funny.
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upyerbum
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I like droppin' bombs in elevators, or any other enclosed public space. Flatulate with extreme prejudice.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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