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[*] posted on 3-28-2008 at 05:24 PM
stupid girl wants to make babies with me then bitches out....


So I wake up this morning and I get a text from a girl and it says " hey Nick its Krista, what are you doing tonight? wanna make babies?" well of course I do I relpied. So I call her acouple times and finally get her on the phone and she bailed on me because someone sold her some mushrooms and she wanted to trip instead....wack.
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[*] posted on 3-28-2008 at 05:27 PM


ooooohhhhhhh not good. IF the party is still going then making babies should be the last thing on the mind.



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[*] posted on 3-28-2008 at 05:35 PM


what ever happened with that out of town guest you had a few months back?




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[*] posted on 3-28-2008 at 05:44 PM


Sex is referred to as "making babies" now? I'm out of touch with the slang these days. Of course, if a chick called me and asked if I wanted to make babies I'd run screaming. I'd be worried she was serious and my having kids would be one of the signs of a coming apocalypse. This world does NOT want me to have offspring.



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[*] posted on 3-28-2008 at 06:51 PM


I figured that my friend. Ya any girl that calls saying that then bolt like Dolemite.



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[*] posted on 3-28-2008 at 07:37 PM






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[*] posted on 3-28-2008 at 08:45 PM


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what ever happened with that out of town guest you had a few months back?


we had a good time while she was up. I havent talked to her in about a month though. I liked the sex but not the strings that came with it.
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[*] posted on 3-28-2008 at 08:50 PM


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Sex is referred to as "making babies" now? I'm out of touch with the slang these days. Of course, if a chick called me and asked if I wanted to make babies I'd run screaming. I'd be worried she was serious and my having kids would be one of the signs of a coming apocalypse. This world does NOT want me to have offspring.


There is a back story to the making babies remark. Basically she wanted to have a kid (my kid) but didnt want me to be in the kids life and just wanted to raise it with her then girlfriend and herself. I told her I couldnt do that but would still sleep with her. She didnt just want sex she wanted a kid also. I was thinking I could get a vasectimy and keep fucking her and play dumb when she would ask why she wasnt getting prego but it wouldnt be worth it. She said maybe next week we could fuck but I dont have high hopes that it will happen.
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[*] posted on 3-28-2008 at 10:18 PM


I played sperm donar one when I was in my early 20's. The chick asked me and I said yes, but I wrote out a detailed contract stating I would have no parental or financial responsibility for the kid. I had her sign a few copies and had a friend of hers sign as a witness. I went to the trouble of doing all that because she was hot and I wanted to fuck her. Her roommate was watching the whole time and she was cute so that was a bonus. I was hoping she'd join in but no such luck. It took a couple of tries but I got her pregnant. She later had a miscarriage around the fourth month. I took that as a confirmation I wasn't supposed to spawn. She went kind of crazy after that for some time. Haven't seen her since.



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[*] posted on 3-31-2008 at 08:54 AM


damn. Thats some heavy shit.



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[*] posted on 3-31-2008 at 09:49 AM


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I played sperm donar one when I was in my early 20's. The chick asked me and I said yes, but I wrote out a detailed contract stating I would have no parental or financial responsibility for the kid. I had her sign a few copies and had a friend of hers sign as a witness. I went to the trouble of doing all that because she was hot and I wanted to fuck her. Her roommate was watching the whole time and she was cute so that was a bonus. I was hoping she'd join in but no such luck. It took a couple of tries but I got her pregnant. She later had a miscarriage around the fourth month. I took that as a confirmation I wasn't supposed to spawn. She went kind of crazy after that for some time. Haven't seen her since.



This is just what this girl wants to do. We where going to sign a contract and go through the whole court process but I was thinkin thats alot of work for some ass. I would also hate not to be in the kids life and not being able to see him.
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[*] posted on 3-31-2008 at 02:22 PM


You don't have to go through the courts for a contract to be legally valid. You could write it on a napkin and it would be legitimate. As long as you write out the details and have both people sign it, it's a legally binding contract. I had her friend sign it as a witness for extra piece of mind.



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[*] posted on 4-2-2008 at 11:04 PM


So I hungout with the girl tonight. Everything was gooing good but nothing happened. I was all over her and she was like "we dont have to make babies toingiht, lets hangout a fw times before we do that" and I got kinda mad and hungout for a bit then left. I got two text messages from her saying she wanted to make babbies. I show up and she's not down. Maybe I came on to strong? I dont know, I drank alot of Wild Irish Rose and Liqour so maybe I did, but I ddint get any pussy so im kinda pissed.....
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[*] posted on 4-3-2008 at 12:36 AM


damn that's almost like a real relationship
not worth it run away
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