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Essence Of Douchebag
Let's see... is anything missing anything from this definition?
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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CR83
Moderator
    
Posts: 5221
Registered: 1-23-2004
Location: STL!
Member Is Offline
Mood: Harm's Way
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Why is that guy walking around? He can't be serious.
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moron
Posting Freak
   
Posts: 2393
Registered: 5-28-2003
Location: CT
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I wear pink shirts, and Ive worn them for years before it was popular. I wore one yesterday in fact. I guess that makes me a douche waffle.
Ive got a cellphone clip too, but I only use it when I have a belt.
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Discipline
* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
   
Posts: 11900
Registered: 9-8-2004
Location: Over here
Member Is Offline
Mood: The Alley Dukes
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What's wrong with earrings in both ears?
But yeah, that guy is a total douchebag.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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RomanticViolence
* Jennytailya *
   
Posts: 1547
Registered: 3-26-2004
Location: Baltimore MD
Member Is Offline
Mood: Fuck U All
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I don't give a shit what any of these fashion faggots say, pink is not the new blue. Pink is fucking pink. Quit watching Queer Eye for the Straight
Guy, and put on a game. Ever notice that no sports teams in any league have pink anywhere in their uniforms? Not even the WNBA. Pink is the color
of flowers and hippie's hair and uninfected vagina. No man should EVER wear this color in any way. EVER
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Man, that shit was pretty rough!.
I do agree on the Pink shirt thing though.... i don't think men look right in that color
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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crazyfists28
Posting Freak
   
Posts: 1367
Registered: 2-8-2005
Location: rochester, ny
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Mood: dale watson
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i think u earn the right to wear pink and that pre pubecent has not earned the right, so if you're over 20 feel free to try out the pink but if you're
an up and comer, stick with the traditional colors and lose the wrist band, and geez try a beer for christ's sake, it ain't gonna kill ya
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KyleOz
* CHOPS OF DOOM *
  
Posts: 826
Registered: 5-13-2003
Location: Middletown, New York
Member Is Offline
Mood: Social Distortion
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I had a roommate like that, and his friends consisted of this description as well.
He was a nice guy and all, but he was such a goddamn douche at the same time. At least he played sports and banged ugly broads.
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