Life Of Agony News
With the news coming through today that Life of Agony are officially calling it quits (http://legacy.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.as...), Rob has issued the following press release:
"Shocking Revelation: White Trash Rob (of the band Blood For Blood, Ramallah) will undergo surgery to be changed into the original Keith Caputo (i.e.
the one from River Runs Red album/ the one with a penis). In a startling interview earlier today Rob confirmed the shocking news. "Well I mean, it's
not like I'm I super-psyched to be me or anything so when I heard Keith had stopped being Keith, I just jumped at the chance" Lind is of course
referring to the recent and equally shocking revelation that Keith Caputo (singer of legendary Brooklyn metal act Life Of Agony) is about to undergo a
sex-change operation (see http://www.metalinjection.net/shocking-revelations/life-agon... ). On his own imminent surgical change, Lind (soon-to-be-Caputo) said "I've
fucked my own life up pretty good on a number of different occasions and I figured it might be cool to fuck someone else's life up for a while. And
with the new BFB album coming soon, I thought it might be cool to have a fresh perspective. Also I always liked Keith's voice and I suspect he has
much a better criminal record and a much lower opioid tolerance, so it's all around win-win for me. And who knows? Maybe the Life Of Agony guys will
let me sing with them sometimes. So that'd be like another plus...".
Silence is golden but violence is platinum. |
hahaha interesting...
A lot of people ask me what kind of music I like. I love "soul music". My "soul music" isn’t a style, genre or niche. It’s music that is genuine. It’s
a painful lyric, a dirty bassline, it’s a harrowing vocal, it’s feedback, it’s an anthem, it’s a love song, it’s anarchy. I’ve got my personal
favourites but in the end it doesn’t matter who or where it comes from... so long as it’s good and it's real.
- Paul Morris, music director at 97.7 HTZ-FM
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