CR83
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E-mails from My Boss
I'm really fortunate. My boss is one of my best friends. He's a great family man and is always looking out. He gives me total freedom to run the
office how I see fit (as long as revenue is there of course). He sends me crazy e-mails when we are discussing business. Here are some of my recent
favorites:
I sent him a request for a contract that I can send to a potential customer.
His reply- In the subject of the e-mail it just says "Agreement you Cunt"
On Monday of this week we finally got an insurance certification and I wanted to send an e-mail thank you to the person who got it for me so I asked
him for her e-mail. His response was:
"No, that is gay. Her response is just going to be something like, 'I don't do shit for no Midwestern Faggot Commie'. You're better to just hold off
on sending her something. Fag."
One I got this afternoon. I sent him an e-mail letting him know we finally got an agreement in place with a new customer. It was a medium sized
deal. His response:
"I love you. Next time I'm in St. Louis I'll shit on your desk. It is good luck in some cultures. Seriously."
I hope you guys enjoyed these. I laugh my ass off when I get them.
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BDx13
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...and if the relationship ever sours, you can sue!
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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CR83
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Yeah, too bad he and I are the HR Department. No rules. It's great.
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Discipline
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One of my old bosses was like that. He and I are still friends. We enjoy the same kind of houmour so working together was always guaranteed fun.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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JawnDiablo
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my bosses have no sense of humor
they are goofy jebus freaks.
they are work robots
theres probably a key stroke program on my pc and they are watching everything i do.
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JUICE MAYNE MSHC
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my boss is crazy like that. One day he came in with a chainsaw, turned it on, and cut a chunk out of a desk and looked at me and the other guy I have
an office with and laughed and then left. He was telling me a couple weeks ago about how he went to South America and paid some guys like $1000 and
they let him shoot machine guns at cows and throw grenades and shit. He is for real crazy. Sexual harrassment (towards the females), racial jokes,
it fuckin rules. I love it.
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JawnDiablo
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i want to work there....
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bombidol
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that happened to a buddy of my dads. He was in Thailand and some dude approached him in a bar and told him for a hundred bucks he could shot some
insane shit. Bear in mind this dude is Irish so hes never shot anything above and shotgun or small rifle before. Hes also a bodybuilder and jacked to
shit so he said fuck it ill do it. If they give him any hassle he can tear their heads off. Next day he meets the dude at the bar and they get in a
truck for like 3 hours then on a swamp boat out to the middle of fucking nowhere.
Arrives at some crazy military camp and they just drop this huge box in front of him full of crazy guns and rocket launchers. Point him at some
targets and shit and tell him to work away. He spent about 6 hours doing a Jessie Ventura on the jungle before they dropped him back. Best 100 bucks
he ever spent he said.
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