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Itchy
That's how my balls are feeling right about now. Just in case you were in need of an up to the minute update on my current situation.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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JawnDiablo
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I shat 3 times so far today, and plan on going at least one more time before bed.
Figured I'd add in too.
Why not.
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XHonusWagnerX
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| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
I shat 3 times so far today, and plan on going at least one more time before bed.
Figured I'd add in too.
Why not. |
What the hell did you eat?
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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XHonusWagnerX
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Discipline
That's how my balls are feeling right about now. Just in case you were in need of an up to the minute update on my current situation.
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What the hell did you fuck?
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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Discipline
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Neighbours dog. Why?
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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bombidol
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whats your shit record? no not talking diarrhea or food poisoning or whatever. I'm taking full on hardcore dumps. A few months ago I scared the hell
out of myself by taking 7 full browns in 8 hours.
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CR83
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"7 Full Browns" = awesome.
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Furly
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Since it's ok to talk about balls and shit, I suppose it's ok for me to talk about the blood clots the size of chicken nuggets coming out of my
vagina. They suck, and I need a belly rub.
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Siczine.com
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Furly
Since it's ok to talk about balls and shit, I suppose it's ok for me to talk about the blood clots the size of chicken nuggets coming out of my
vagina. They suck, and I need a belly rub. |
Are we talking semi solid or full on blood rocks?
And damn I thought 4 shits in one day was a lot. WRONG.
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Furly
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A good mixture of both. How woman don't die from losing this much blood is beyond me.
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Siczine.com
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Furly
A good mixture of both. How woman don't die from losing this much blood is beyond me. |
I always wondered this myself. And I thought....well, women typically have a longer life expectancy than men do, perhaps because women have to make
so much new blood every month that somehow keeps the body healthier, thats until menopause anyway.
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Discipline
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The most full-on dumps in one day for me was 5 or 6. The worst was when I caught a case of salmonella. I was spraying pure liquid out of my ass
14-15 times a day for weeks. It SUCKED.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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JawnDiablo
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| Quote: | Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
I shat 3 times so far today, and plan on going at least one more time before bed.
Figured I'd add in too.
Why not. |
What the hell did you eat? |
nothing out of the ordinary.
i like to take 3 a day
i feel healthy dropping a few lbs
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clevohardcore
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I don't shit anymore on account of all the coffee I drink and the lack of water replenishment throughout the day. I seriously only drink coffee
anymore. Its terrible. BUt when I do finally wolf down a couple glasses of water my insides like break fucking loose. Its so damn weird. I shit and
fart like crazy. My stomach starts to rumble when I do that, like a earthquake.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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JawnDiablo
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first coffee of the day = instant dookie.
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Siczine.com
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Yeah man, coffee is like a natural laxative for me.
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BDx13
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i'm gonna register 7fullbrowns.com
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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DaveMoral
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HAHAHHA. Another famous Thorp shit thread.
I have had some wicked farts lately. What the hell?
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XnMeX
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I was worried one time because I was shitting green shit (what my fiance refers to as "Festive-poops" since it was around Christmas when it happened).
I was worried enough to google it and see what was up.... I had switched over to drinking grape flavored crystal light pretty stedily and the dyes
are what made me shit green. I guess purple and brown makes green. The color wheel is full of shit!
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JawnDiablo
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yes.
i drank fierce purple gatorade on monday and had a wicked jungle dump tuesday morning.
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Discipline
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I remember going to Canada's Wonderland (big amusement park) as a kid whe they had a Smurf's area. We got some Smurf ice cream which was vanilla with
blue dye in it. Later at home my step-brother called me into the bathroom to see his "blue masterpiece."
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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bombidol
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I want half the revenue from 7fullbrowns.com
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bombidol
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When we were on tour we were so bored we broke it down into color. So if you needed a piss you needed a "Gold", a shit was a "brown" if you needed to
bust a nut you needed a "white" or if you needed all 3 you needed a "beige"
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Discipline
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I miss living in a house. Only one bathroom in my apartment. It used to gross my sister out, but when I lived with my folks if Ii stunk up the
bathroom real bad, I'd pause and wipe up and go to the other floor to the other bathroom to finish off.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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JawnDiablo
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dude, thats pretty evil, and also genious
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