gavin
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a pirate
walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants
the bartender says "hey man, you have a steering wheel hanging out of your pants"
the pirate says "aaaarrrgggg it's driving me nuts"
you come at the king....you best not miss
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my daughter has been calling me 'pirate daddy' and forcing me to talk in 'pirate voice' for well over a month.
don't think she's ready for that joke yet, though.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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gavin
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why was tigger looking ine the toilet?
he was trying to find pooh
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somebody's on their third cup of joe.....
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gavin
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| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
somebody's on their third cup of joe..... |
finished my third cup thank you very much
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| Quote: | Originally posted by MrBadVibes
walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants
the bartender says "hey man, you have a steering wheel hanging out of your pants"
the pirate says "aaaarrrgggg it's driving me nuts" |
I first read this joke on the inside of one of wifes Ben Folds CD's. Pretty good joke. 
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i shared these with my coworkers and they got a hoot out of them...
don't stop now dude
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I only got one, my daddy told me it.
Why did god create yeast infections?
So woman can see what it's like to live with a miserable cunt.
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gavin
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what did the 0 say to the 8?
nice belt
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ahahahahahaahahahahahaa
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
My daughter loves the "tigger" joke.
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