Discipline
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Dumbass questions
Knowing my love of St Patricks Day, my buddy called me up and offered to take my broke ass for lunch. While we were there I heard the moron at the
table beside us ask one of the dumbest questions I've heard in some time. He was ordering wings and asked if they came with celery and carrot sticks.
The waitress said yes, they come complimentry with all wing orders, along with blue cheese dressing. I guess the moron doesn't know what
complimentry means and thought he was paying for them, so he asked "can I exchange those for fries?" Fucking moron. He didn't
understand why he couldn't make the exchange and why he would have to pay more for fries should he decide he wanted them. My friend and I spent the
rest of our meal openly laughing at him and making fun of him. It was either that or I was going to give him a steel-toe to the side of his head.
Stupid people shouldn't breed.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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MikeCore
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Discipline
Stupid people shouldn't breed. |
Unfortunately most of them do 
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JawnDiablo
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you shoulda shat on his table
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DAK
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clevohardcore
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what a fucking douchebag.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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XHonusWagnerX
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People Are Stupid. Its a fact!
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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BDx13
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7fullbrowns.com
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Siczine.com
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| Quote: | Originally posted by MikeCore
| Quote: | Originally posted by Discipline
Stupid people shouldn't breed. |
Unfortunately most of them do |
Idiots always have the most kids. Their too fucking stupid to know they can't afford 1 let alone 8.
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tireironsaint
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There are no stupid questions, only stupid fucking assholes who should be beaten about the head and neck until they realize this world would be a
better place without them in it.
Veritas odium parit
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MikeCore
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| Quote: | Originally posted by tireironsaint
There are no stupid questions, only stupid fucking assholes who should be beaten about the head and neck until they realize this world would be a
better place without them in it. |
Post of the year....so far....
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newbreedbrian
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"only two things are infinite....the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former" 
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ?You know, I want to set those people over there on
fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.? George Carlin
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bombidol
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BD
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That will be 20 cents please.
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BDx13
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^ HAHA!!
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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