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[*] posted on 3-18-2008 at 12:17 AM
How to know you're a loser


When you're doing beer bongs alone. I need a life.



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[*] posted on 3-18-2008 at 02:32 AM


when you would rather sit in front of the computer all day/night doing work then hangout with your friends.
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[*] posted on 3-18-2008 at 05:54 AM


drinking aftershave would make one a loser
you guys are fine
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[*] posted on 3-18-2008 at 06:07 AM


would drinking gasoline make me a loser or just a complete idiot?
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[*] posted on 3-18-2008 at 06:25 AM


it would make you a stunt man.
stunt men are cool in my book.
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[*] posted on 3-18-2008 at 06:33 AM


isn't alcohol cheaper than gas now a days???? :bird:



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[*] posted on 3-18-2008 at 06:35 AM


it is but I do love the smell of gasoline
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[*] posted on 3-18-2008 at 09:15 AM


I like the smell of gasoline too.

I think that its safe to say that we all have our own 'loser' qualities!

Ok... so the sxe kids going to ask... whats a beer bong?




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[*] posted on 3-18-2008 at 11:41 AM


Whats a beer bong? Imagine drinking Coke into a funnel you use for pouring oil into a car and running a clear 1/2 inch tube that is 3 feet long from it and putting that into your mouth. YOu have to drink it all asap. Without a breath and without spilling any on yourself. Basically you are slamming a full beer in a couple seconds.





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[*] posted on 3-18-2008 at 02:19 PM




I fucking LOVE bongin' beers. Man, there is almost nothing like binge drinking. Brings back some great yet foggy memories.
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[*] posted on 3-18-2008 at 02:25 PM


I had a friend attend William and Mary University for Graduate School. There were a TON of foreign students. Lots of Indian and Asian students fresh off of the boat.

He was freinds with everybody. He's a great guy. He loves to drink beer. He made a beer bong and the foreign kids were just marvelled by it. When one of them would have a brithday, he'd make them one.

He called me from a Pre-Semester Picnic that the school had to welcome back students after the summer. It was raining out, there were about 40 of them under a pavillion sharing 5 of his home made beer bongs. This guy just couldn't beleive it. He said it was incredible.

Sad part about it is that one of his buddie from India became a drunk and failed out.
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[*] posted on 3-18-2008 at 02:28 PM


I stll have my old beer bong in the closet.
It has been retired.
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[*] posted on 3-18-2008 at 03:02 PM


i never understood drinking games or beer bongs or keg stands or any of that shit. if i wanna drink, i drink. if i wanna drink faster, i drink faster. i don't want all these obstacles, tasks, or complicated delivery methods between me and my booze.




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[*] posted on 3-18-2008 at 03:24 PM


i take drinking far too seriously to make a game out of it.
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[*] posted on 3-18-2008 at 04:34 PM


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I stll have my old beer bong in the closet.
It has been retired.


I haven't used mine in a long time, but I noticed it and decided to bring it out of retirement for the night.




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i never understood drinking games or beer bongs or keg stands or any of that shit. if i wanna drink, i drink. if i wanna drink faster, i drink faster. i don't want all these obstacles, tasks, or complicated delivery methods between me and my booze.


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[*] posted on 3-19-2008 at 01:04 PM


Drinking games can be fun.



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