MikeFromInhuman
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Brace yourselves - ANAL CUNT's new song titles!
OH MY GOD!
Soo funny and super offensive!
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Massachusetts-based grind legends ANAL CUNT have revealed that they will release their forthcoming new album, 66 More Reasons To Hate Us Even More
Than You Already Do, on May 13th via Relapse Records. The album is set to feature the following tracklisting:
01. Buy This CD So I Can Pay My Medical Bills
02. You're Not Crust, You're Just A Dirty Spic
03. Miscarriages Are God's Way of Telling You That You're A Failure
04. Theme From Charles In Charge
05. You Go To A Community College
06. If You Didn't Want To Be Raped, You Shouldn't of Been Born A Woman
07. I Laughed Because Your Son Is In A Wheelchair
08. I Went Back In Time And Voted For George W. Bush
09. You Have A Goatee
10. Cutting In Front of God Forbid In The Welfare Line
11. The Pedophile Wasn't The Biggest Fag In Decrepit Birth
12. Stealing Shawn Whitaker's Coke
13. You're A School Crossing Guard
14. You Read Conspiracy Theories On The Internet Because You Have No Life
15. Even We Have Better Customer Service Than Neurotic Records
16. You Look Like You Get Financial Aid
17. Earth Crisis Are Only Straight Edge Because You Can't Suck Cock And Do Coke At The Same Time
18. I Told You I Put You On The Guest List, But I Lied
19. You Look Pro-Life
20. This CD Installed Spyware On Your Computer
21. I Posted A Video of Me Running Over Your Dog On YouTube
22. You Collect Food Stamps
23. I Edited Your Band's Wikipedia Page To Say That You're All Gay
24. 18-1
25. I Hit Your Wife For You Because You Were Too Much of A Pussy To Put Her In Her Place
26. The Kitchen: Get In It
27. You Look Like You Take Public Transportation
28. I Had Your Grandmother Deported Because You Parked In My Driveway
29. Your Husband Is A Garbage Man
30. I Didn't Accept Your Friend Request On MySpace Because You're A Jew
31. God Hates Fags
32. Mandatory Abortions For Scene Kids
33. Laughing While I Cross Your Picket Line
34. You Have A Xanga
35. You Drive A Bus
36. Anyone Who Votes For Hilary Clinton Is A Faggot
37. I Hacked Your Facebook And Sent Your Nudes To Everyone In Your Class
38. Decapitated Should've Flipped Their Van Before They Recorded Organic Hallucinosis
39. I Put Up The Bail Money For The Guy Who Raped You So That He Could Rape You Again
40. I Hit You Because I Love You
41. You Joined The National Guard, But You Were Sent To Iraq
42. Tipping Off The Authorities About OiNK
43. Impetigo Reunited? Yeah, No One Cared
44. Psychical Therapy To Learn How To Walk Again Is Gay
45. Job For A Talentless Faggot
46. No One Listens To Anal Blast
47. I Jerked Off To Your Baby Pictures
48. Punching The Ugly Cunt From Arch Enemy In The Face Backstage
49. You Watch The View To Reinforce Your Own Stupid Opinions
50. You're Only A Promoter So Your Shitty Band Can Get On Shows
51. Willowtip Is Afraid To Sign Us
52. Picnic of Love Was Sarcastic, I Really Think You're A Worthless Cunt
53. Roseanne Barr
54. I'm Voting For John McCain Because He Doesn't Like Gooks
55. Look Back And Laugh At Sexist Jokes
56. I Was Going To Do An Interview For Lambgoat, But They Tried To Grab My Dick
57. You Look Like You Get Paid Minimum Wage
58. If I Cared About An At The Gates Reunion, I'd Be A Faggot
59. Even Though I Agree With The Majority of Your Political Stances, You're Still A Fucking Nigger
60. I Bought Schindler's List On Blu-Ray So I Could Watch The Jews Be Tortured In High Definition
61. I Came Inside Your Wife 10 Minutes Before You Went Down On Her
62. I Know Your Band Sucks Because You Signed To Ferret
63. You Wear A Youth Medium, Even Though You're A Large
64. Your Girlfriend Listens To Devourment Because She's Fat And Realizes She's Ugly
65. You're Tighter Than Your Daughter
66. Woman Is The Nigger of the World (bonus cover)
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Fuck I love AC. Best song titles ever.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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gavin
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i laughed out loud at many of these
you come at the king....you best not miss
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17. Earth Crisis Are Only Straight Edge Because You Can't Suck Cock And Do Coke At The Same Time
you come at the king....you best not miss
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gavin
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08. I Went Back In Time And Voted For George W. Bush
you come at the king....you best not miss
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| Quote: | Originally posted by MrBadVibes
17. Earth Crisis Are Only Straight Edge Because You Can't Suck Cock And Do Coke At The Same Time |
That was one of my favorites.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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BDx13
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oh my god.
60. I Bought Schindler's List On Blu-Ray So I Could Watch The Jews Be Tortured In High Definition
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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morgan
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I must find this cd when it comes out.
Support the arts, shoot a rapper.
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From one of Seth's other bands had worse. The song titles for Vaginal Jesus' "Affirmative Apartheid" :
"Million Monkey March"
"Hey Jew, Nice Hooknose"
"Back of the Bus"
"Indians are Red Nigger Skunks"
"I Hate Niggers"
"Mandatory Abortions for Niggers"
"Wrapped in Chains"
"One-Way Ticket to Treblinka"
"Martin Luther Coon Day"
"Run Nigger Run"
"White Power Jew"
"Get Out"
"No E.O.E."
"Happy Hanukaust"
"Slave Runaway / Beat Rodney Down"
"Die Homie Die"
"Blood Nigger II"
"Planet of the Apes"
"X Marks the Spook"
"Mocha Mistakes" "
"Fetch the Rope"
"Niggers are No Friends of Mine"
"Jesus was Nothing but a Jew"
"The Gestapo Stomp"
"Bloodnigger"
"Greasy Fuckin' Spic"
"Race Mixer"
"Coon Bashin'"
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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58. If I Cared About An At The Gates Reunion, I'd Be A Faggot
54. I'm Voting For John McCain Because He Doesn't Like Gooks
you come at the king....you best not miss
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24. 18-1
The least offensive but my favorite
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these dudes killme
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this is the best part of my shitty day.
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XHonusWagnerX
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They rule... I love that they have no bass player and that the its hard to beleive that the vocals are coming out of a human!
I have a Seth Putnam solo Russian tour shirt!
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
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These guys never cease to amaze!!! Holy fuckin funny
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