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f*cking retards, or retards f*cking?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/roughsex_dc;_ylt=AsCXeu6YBuwZ1_vB...
OTTAWA (Reuters) - A Canadian man who asked his lover to carve a heart-shaped symbol on his chest during a rough sex game almost died when she
accidentally pressed too hard and punctured his heart, a newspaper said on Thursday.
The Winnipeg Free Press said the 25-year-old woman had been sentenced to three years' probation after she pleaded guilty to assaulting the man in
February 2007.
The 24-year-old man was initially given little chance of survival but made a full recovery and is backing the woman. Both had been drinking heavily
and engaging in rough sex when he asked the woman to carve the symbol, the paper said.
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Furly
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Damn, no pictures!
I want to see the heart.
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upyerbum
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How exactly do you accidentally press too hard and puncture someone's heart? have you ever tried to stab someone in the heart, or had someone try to
stab you in the heart? You gotta' be tryin' pretty hard to put a knife in someone's heart is all I'm sayin', and I'm not quite sure how the word
accident applies to this scenario.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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Six66Mike
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now playing: Dead Hearts
A lot of people ask me what kind of music I like. I love "soul music". My "soul music" isn’t a style, genre or niche. It’s music that is genuine. It’s
a painful lyric, a dirty bassline, it’s a harrowing vocal, it’s feedback, it’s an anthem, it’s a love song, it’s anarchy. I’ve got my personal
favourites but in the end it doesn’t matter who or where it comes from... so long as it’s good and it's real.
- Paul Morris, music director at 97.7 HTZ-FM
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JawnDiablo
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never had sex with no knives...nope..not gonna...retards
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morgan
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| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
never had sex with no knives...nope..not gonna...retards |
Sounds like a good policy to live by.
Support the arts, shoot a rapper.
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